rubber peter

n. A dildo. A peter made of rubber.

In a classic "Brady Bunch" episode, Alice gets Peter to help her move a rubber tree plant into the bedroom, to get it out of the way so she can vacuum. They accidentally get locked in, and call to Bobby for help. He can't get the door open, so he runs to find his mom, and when he finally does he's out of breath and all he can get out is, "Mom...Alice...in the bedroom...rubber...Peter." And Mrs. Brady thinks Bobby has seen Alice masturbating with a rubber peter. Mrs. Brady screams, "Jesus Fucking Christ" and goes running off to the bedroom and kicks down the door. When she realizes her mistake, they all have a good laugh at it. This was the best Brady Bunch episode ever.

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

rabble rabble rabble

The sound made up of multiple voices of an angry mob or crowd, usually holding pitchforks, flaming torches, or picket signs. Usually followed by public speaker figure getting up on a podium and bringing everyone to order.

Angry mob assembled in town square: "Rabble rabble rabble!"

by Cheri January 25, 2005

rubberbandski

A handski performed by a person with a deformed and/or crippled hand with the aid of a rubber band around his/her hand.

After Johnny's accident, he could only get off with the rubberbandski.

by noluckmurphy February 4, 2008

Rubber Receipt

After railing a chick with a condom on, you go flaccid while still inside her. When you pull out, the condom stays up inside her. To cause less embarassment to both parties, kindly yank the condom out of her, just like grabbing the receipt.

"Sorry Jill. I just made a deposit....let me grab the receipt." --hence a rubber receipt

by rmbs2023 March 17, 2008

Rumblethigh

A fat hunk's wobbling, gelatinous thighs.

Yipers!, Look at the rumblethighs on that there goon..

by r00y July 26, 2010

rubber tuba

A sex toy in the shape of an ass.

The truck driver never goes on long trips without his rubber tuba.

by Dick Gosinya February 13, 2015

Rubbersatomniopath

(Ruh-bur-suh-toh-m-nee-oh-path)

When you are addicted to having too much to drink at a pub/getting high/being an idiot, and everything feels like rubber. You are rubber, the world is rubber, god is rubber.

Person: Did you know Leah is a Rubbersatomniopath? She was running around last night yelling, "everything is rubber!"

by LatteTheLatte January 31, 2021