Rub the Magic Lamp

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.
It usually ends in the guy ejaculating just like a genie coming out of its lamp after someone rubs it.

When Josh started thinking of the cute girl from PE, he knew he had to rub the magic lamp to get his horninous out.

by Writing Stuff Here March 9, 2016

rub out a fatty

Whack of until you unload.

After watching the cheerleading trials, I had to run home and rub out a fatty

by T@R December 31, 2006

Rub and Tug

Rub and Tug. A name for a Massage parlor or place in which after the massage is given, it is ended with a hand job. aka Happy Ending

A place or a way in which a man get get "relieved" and it not be considered cheating.

I am super soar/tired and my wife is on vacation. I am gong for a Rub and Tug.

by Gwynnetastic July 18, 2010

Rub It On Your Chest

Another way of saying "whatever" if someone says something you dont care much to hear.

Person 1: I think you should apologize for what you said....
Person 2: Rub it on your chest.

by Adiktd May 27, 2007

Rub Bunnies

Situational lesbianism. When two women engage in a sexual act, but only because it also involves a male. Often facilitated by the use of drugs and/or alcohol.
Also:

Rubbing bunnies (present tense)
Rubbed bunnies (past tense)

Yes, Tim, let's do ecstasy and go back to your apartment. Kim and I are new friends, so this will give us a chance to rub bunnies.

by Peefy May 19, 2010

Rub n Grub

Marathon jerk off sessions. Repeatedly jerking off followed by eating.

I have an 8 Hour online porn pass. Rub n grub for me today braaaahhhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2017

Rub the Stub

Play with one’s penis for sexual gratification. To beat off. To jerk off. Tug one. Male masturbation.

I’ll be in my room. I'm going to rub the stub.

I like to rub the stub in the shower.

My cousin walked in on me while I was rubbing the stub so I let her watch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018