Russell's Law

A law that states that all women are bisexual to some degree.

"Why are those two groping each other's breasts?"
"Russell's Law."

by Dr_President May 27, 2009

Rossen

A rare mystical being conceived at the nexxus of the Universe at the beginning of time. The Rossen is known now to exist in human form, and has been as such since about the time of US bicentennial. His true identity is known only to and guarded by a protectorate; the Rossen is so fragile and precious that this must be so. What little contact physicists have had with him led them to conclude that he is mostly comprised of Muons and Gluons. The bizarre geneology (in order for the Rossen to take human form, he must be his own uncle) and material consitution that allow this creature to take the human form render him rare, beautiful, and a source of unimaginable power. There is always a risk that the molecular structure will collapse, and the Rossen will annihilate itself. Otherwise, the Rossen is expected to be shaping the events of world history until it decides to travel to another time or dimension.

Rossen is superior to ordinary humanoids.

by PGD October 5, 2006

Rossel

The hottest girl you can ever meet in your entire life. She’s the loveliest person and she loves taking care of children, especially babies. She has the personality of a cheetah so her personality is fierce as hell like don’t try fucking up with a rossel.

She is hella friendly and calm once you meet her but once you get close she is the one of the most energetic and funnest people you’ll ever meet so your life isn’t complete without a Rossel.

Rossels are usually strong af so either she’ll help you out in a fight or fk u up fr fr.

Don’t get on her wrong side. You’ll really fucking regret it.

Chances that you fall in love with a Rossel are hella high so don’t be weird around her.

Put the right music and she’ll vibe with you like fr fr.

She is just simply amazing and her humor is unmatched, you can never find someone this cute yet this sweet and she’s hella loyal. Everyone would love a Rossel in their life.

Person 1: Is that Rossel over there?
Person 2: Yea, she’s so hot but careful she would genuinely screw you over if you get on her bad side
Person 1: Id take that risk and try getting closer to her

by iranikebab November 18, 2021

Russel Hobbs

The drummer for the animated band, Gorillaz.

Russel Hobbs is so under appreciated!!

by doggoqueen August 2, 2017

Kurt Russell

To pinch someone's nipple using your bicep and forearm.

I felt the date was taking a turn so I gave her a Kurt Russell. She told me to take her home.

by Citezensnips September 22, 2010

Dirty Russell

A dude who publishes a website with abunch of sexy teases but with a super duper tropper pooper twist, he adds a pic of his ass every 2 photos. To make it more interesting he might even add a pic of his 7 1/2 inch meat that is 24 inches when hard.

Damn, julian just tried to succ of that dirty Russell

by Gotm_oof October 19, 2017

Russell Crowe

1. Someone who loves making movies and loves making songs, but there's just one thing that he loves even more: Fighting 'round the world!

2. To lose your temper on the phone and throw the offending object at the face of the nearest person.

1. That Russell Crowe sure loves fightin'!

2. (sigh) John just got taken away by the police for pulling a Russell Crowe with his cell phone in the restaraunt.

by Pyro September 21, 2005