Vaginal Retention Plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.

Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!

by kyssable1 January 31, 2008

Anal Retention

Anal retention is the process were someone can retain matter in thier anus. This can be liquid, they can then squirt it out like an elephants trunk.
People often attend gym sessions to build up thier anal retentiveness, thus they can hold more liquid.
Greedy people like this as they can jack all the water at a party, or other such gala occasion.(see example)

Thas my water (suuuuuuk), if you want it get it from my anus, bitch!

by Adam February 2, 2005

cake retention syndrome

what fat fuckers suffer from when they say they have big bones, watter retention, M.E.

look at that fat bitch shes got cake retention.

by dave garnar June 24, 2005

Rodent

A small mammal that can be distinguished by it's belly hanging on the floor.

Look at that Rat, it's a little rodent!

by gmduck94 July 27, 2018

Retentious

Present tense, adj. to be retaining fluids in your body.

“ I am a bit retentious due to the carb load I had yesterday”

by Sardella September 12, 2018

roentgenium

Periodic table: the chemical element of atomic number 111, a radioactive element produced artificially.
Uses of Roentgenium: The only uses of roentgenium are for scientific study, to learn more about its properties, and for the production of heavier elements. Roentgenium Sources: Like most heavy, radioactive elements, roentgenium may be produced by fusing two atomic nuclei or via decay of an even heavier element.
How it got the name: Roentgenium is a chemical element with the symbol Rg and atomic number 111. ... Roentgenium was first created in 1994 by the GSI Helmholtz Centre for Heavy Ion Research near Darmstadt, Germany. It is named after the physicist Wilhelm Röntgen (also spelled Roentgen), who discovered X-rays.

"I recently found out what roentgenium is! It seems very interesting and kind of confusing for the information I have seen."
I had no better sentence-

by Chrozaps September 11, 2020

rottentomato005

That one angry half redhead half I don’t even know who sucks balls at renegade platinum

He’s almost as bad at renegade as rottentomato005

by Dadsrye April 20, 2021