Its when a pain in the ass waitress comes in acting like she knows everything but don't know shit, so you grab a squeeze bottle of ranch dressing and shoot it in her eye...then kick her in the shin so she hobbles around trying to catch you like an angry pirate
Laurie: Ethan I told you not to put Cheese on this burger idiot...Ethan: Shut up bitch, your about to get a two rivers grille angry pirate.....
by dweber79 July 5, 2010
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Gabriel: "Hey man, the Chargers are going to kill the Packers today!!!"
Michael: "You belong in a mental institution, Philip Rivers is a no talent sack of cat turds, he throws more interceptions than touchdowns!!"
Michael: "You belong in a mental institution, Philip Rivers is a no talent sack of cat turds, he throws more interceptions than touchdowns!!"
by Gabbi Rivera November 7, 2011
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The act of having 10 children in like 11 years, and being a total douchebag. He likes to have sex all day, and thus plays football like a niglet straight from india. The nigga is only kept on the chargers because the owner is too stubborn to admit he made a bad desicion.
by minecraftpro69420 November 30, 2019
Get the Philip Rivers mug.1. A small-ass Wisconsin town with a bunch of factories that went out of business, more bars than the population of the city, and always gets really windy and cold in the town, but somehow is still pretty cool to the locals. Also the apparent birthplace of the Ice Cream Sundae.
2. Also a town with people that think they are rednecks so it is dubbed the nicknames TRivers and TR.
2. Also a town with people that think they are rednecks so it is dubbed the nicknames TRivers and TR.
Person1: Dude what you do last night?
Person2: I went to Two Rivers.
Person1: Why would you do that when Green Bay and Appleton are only an hour away from there?
Person2: I was wondering the same thing when I got there.
Person1: Hahaha. TRivers for ya.
Person2: I went to Two Rivers.
Person1: Why would you do that when Green Bay and Appleton are only an hour away from there?
Person2: I was wondering the same thing when I got there.
Person1: Hahaha. TRivers for ya.
by TRRaiders December 13, 2010
Get the Two Rivers mug.Small Southwest Michigan town where JimBob, BillyJoe, BillyJean, and Maxwell call home. If you live on Roberts Mountain, then you may have a similar name. (Roberts Mountain being the garbage dump on Roberts road)
I was in Three Rivers last week visiting cuzin JimBob. We went fishing and then had a nice view of Three Rivers up top on Roberts mountain. The methane smell sure makes ya know you is alive.
by T_rump_supporter November 8, 2010
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Marine: You mean Joan Rivers?
Patton: what?
Marine: Yeah, you mean Joan Rivers the pussy ass quarterback for the Chargers
Marine: You mean Joan Rivers?
Patton: what?
Marine: Yeah, you mean Joan Rivers the pussy ass quarterback for the Chargers
by Marineassassin January 15, 2010
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