Ritze

Ritze is a male creature with a long and sexy nose.

Ritze: "Keks Keks ich will ein Keks".
Ritze: "Sie man sieht es nicht"
Krümelmonster

by shriiin November 25, 2021

Ritz

short for ritual (usually scarification)

Taking up their soul and doin up ritz, 666
- Lucii

by Madman Lucii July 24, 2022

ritz kjeks med mannemelk

When you cum hard on a ritz cracker.

Lucas, do you like ritz kjeks med mannemelk?
Lucas: Havent heard of him

by ritzybot October 18, 2022

Ritz

A 'Ritz' is someone who is flakey, has tickets on themselves and is generally inferior.

The origin of this insult comes from the American cracker 'Ritz', which attempted to overtake Jatz as Australia's base biscuit of choice. Due to the inferiority of it's taste, texture and transportability Ritz will never beat Jatz, or Savoy if you're from Victoria.

Guy 1: Jimmy is such a fucking Ritz.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: He said he'd pick me up on the way to the pub and he just never showed up.

Guy 2: Classic ritz, always breaking and disappointing.

by Milkthistlemhu May 2, 2021

Ritzing

A term used often in the 1920’s. This term is to indicate that someone is dressed rather fashionable.

“Yo Jamie I see you with those new Nikes! You’re Ritzing today.”

“I’m gonna have the best outfit tomorrow. I’m going to be putting on the Ritz”

by Cowabungabummer October 4, 2021

Ritz Savory Cracker

A cracker with cheese

A spin-off of Fitz Avery Vacker

I love Ritz Savory Crackers, they are so cheesy.

by DoctorDum42 January 16, 2023

Ritzing

The act of crushing up a packet of ritz crackers and pouring the crumbs on someone.

Person 1: You gonna let that slide?
Person 2: No I'm planning on Ritzing him in the halls

by Luccafish February 22, 2023