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The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.
Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?
by Crack15 September 2, 2019
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ritual viewing

verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"
I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.
by Amy Bugbee June 27, 2004
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devils ritual

when you’re doing the devils tango while smoking the devils lettuce in the middle of a pentagram
by sagexxxx July 22, 2021
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Ceremonial Bathing Ritual

A ceremonial bathing ritual, usually across Norse and Wiccan communities, is something where a bride and groom to be, won’t partake in showering for up to 3 weeks prior to the wedding. The evening before a big ceremony, the couple will wash all Sins and impure thoughts and things from each other. This being the ritual held in pitch black, with only a single candle across the room.
“Me and my husband performed a ceremonial bathing ritual last night
by HigherPowerWiccan March 30, 2022
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Happy ritual

A ritual engaged deeply in joy, love, and happiness. Usually done by a Chaos Magician
It's time to shift gears, we need a happy ritual!
by Happy (she, her) January 23, 2024
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Indian Jerk Ritual

When six or more guys sit in a circle around a 1 girl and pound on their legs like a drum as the girl jerks their dicks off
Hey Ashley I'm hanging with my friends on Saturday and I was wondering if you wanted to perform an Indian Jerk Ritual
by sploogele October 11, 2016
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