risotto

gay for "rice"

Arnie: "heeeeya, ya'll want some risotto?"
Joe: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Caio: "Sure, I'll have some"

by jokkmokkmokk October 20, 2011

Riste

A girl who you will never see without a alcoholic drink in her hand. She does the dumbest stuff ever. She is alot of fun and always down to party

Ah look at that girl she must be riste. With all that alcohol in her hand

by Krisstssssy June 3, 2020

Ristica

A sexy beast that plays furcadia, mess with her and she'll F you up, no lie.

Even though she's ruthless, she's nice. xD

by ZyPhOn January 19, 2004

ripsticking

The process of masturbating so furiously you rip/tear your foreskin off.

Guy 1: Hey, have you seen Chad?
Guy 2: Nah, he's gonna be at the hospital for a while.
Guy 1: What for?
Guy 2: He had a ripsticking incident last night.
Guy 1: Holy shit.

by Beans Cena January 13, 2016

Backdoor Risotto

Deep hard anal with too much lube, wherein the lube mixes with the leftovers in your shit box, producing a soft, deer pellet like run-off that doesn't wait for him to finish raiding your fart factory.

He thought doing anal was sexy as hell, until she gifted his weiner with a hefty dose of backdoor risotto.

by alphasasha February 26, 2021

rist

The dumb way to spell “wrist”;mainly used in rap songs and used by rappers and people who don’t know how to spell.

“One time, I broke my rist on the playground”

by ilovefood27 March 15, 2018

rissole

French in origin, a rissole is a small fried patty made with mincemeat and breadcrumbs. Often passed off as a delicacy by outrageously camp Kiwi chefs, a rissole is actually traditionally a peasant’s food, and is still considered this in France.

Typically the rissole is made up of leftovers and scraps left in the cupboards. Due to this rissole often leaves people with vicious gastrointestinal repercussions. This may include incidents of sharting.

I'm afraid that all we have left in the larder is that 3 day old rissole. We can't possibly make them eat that.

by Eileen McGregor March 8, 2005