Some lard ass that beats his dick too much and/or uses mouse and keyboard on Xbox. Usually at an astounding 210kg, they are seen lurking in a McDonald’s drive-through and are easily distinguishable by the smell of semen that’s stuck between their fat rolls. Due to them being dropped as a baby they can’t find the clit, can’t get harder more than 3 inches, but they can locate the nearest minor within a 10 mile radius.

Did you see Roman Andrade? His Rist hurts

Rist hurts by PPnugget November 22, 2022

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cash money bling bling ice on the rist

An unneeded version of saying bling bling or cash.

Yea my nigga Cashus is cash money bling bling ice on the rist knamean.

cash money bling bling ice on the rist by J-lizzle July 3, 2005

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Genrist (Shawn-rist)

When someone discriminates a game, movie or series based on it's genre.

Sam :I hate heroes of the storm because I don't like MOBAs
Maarten : He has never played hots, he is a genrist (Shawn-rist)

Genrist (Shawn-rist) by RawrxoxoxoxoXD May 7, 2017

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Harmony Fricken Rist

That one friend you have that everyone thinks you hate but you're actually just sarcastic soulmates.

guy: Oh look, here comes that Harmony FRICKEN Rist
me: Stupid ass looking hoe

guy: Chill...

Harmony Fricken Rist by Huke Mifford October 27, 2016

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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