A double ringer

A poop that goes around the toilet two times.

"Yo jon i just did a double ringer"

"Whoa no shit!"

by wiggywig November 19, 2011

Rigel

Rigel is the closest star to us. Meaning twice as hot 40,000 times is bright, like the star. A guy or girl that superhot are supersmart…or starlike qualities. Sometimes pronounced Rïgel.

Johnny aced that test he's def Rigel in the class. Samantha is in Perfect 10 this week… Rigel , such a fucking Rigel.

by jockola August 13, 2015

Ringler

That single onion ring waiting for you at the bottom of Burger King's fries.

I dragged my hand passed the jagged starchy peaks of Burger King's notoriously bad fries to find my taste-bud's salvation and salivation in the form of a crispy crunchy ringler.

by Grug The Just November 17, 2010

tits in a (the) ringer

To be so angry that it almost hurts. As you would be if your teats actually being caught in the ringers of an old washing machine.

Also a state of anger that keeps getting worse. Much like the pain would if the teats & ringer could not be disengaged.

Not the same as "panties in a bunch." This should used for times when the person is merely annoyed.

You did what? I'll bet that put her tits in a (the) ringer.
Then her teats went in the ringer and I had to bail.

by johnelmo August 26, 2009

early Rangel

the act of premature ejaculating, even before intercourse takes place.

Darn it! I was gonna have sex with Melissa, but when she took off her bra, I got so excited I committed an early Rangel.

by Cheif November 28, 2004

dead ringer

when someone sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

darth vader forgot to turn off his cell phone in the theater. now they call him the dead ringer

by anon84392021 September 1, 2009

bell-ringer

adj. a laboratory sciences practical exam, usually given by overtly anally-retentive science professors who hold onto the fallacy that competence is demonstrated not from careful analysis, but lightning fast calculations. Anyone who excels at writing bell-ringers, has been trained to be so overconfident about their calculations, that they never recheck their numbers, and stands a good chance at eventually killing someone or something by over-administering some fatal dose because of their hubris.

I'm not ready for that bell-ringer on Monday, but maybe if I load up on amphetamine, I might squeak by with a 60.

by scootermcbean October 16, 2011