retail whore

a retail whore is someone that sells overpriced consumer goods to an ungrateful public of consumer-bots while at the same time forcing themselves to keep smiling so that the same asshole customers come back and buy more stuff they don't need so that the hourly employee can barely pay rent while managers get vacations.

After three years at the GAP with only a fifteen cent raise, Gabby realized she was a retail whore.

by Lisa May 11, 2004

rhetardical

a statement or question so stupid it doesn't deserve a response

the other day steve asked something so rhetardical i didn't even answer him.

by Boyles August 8, 2008

Retard Rivalry

An argument or fight between two or more stupid people. Especially immaturely and in front of a group of people.

Those two dumbasses, Ben and Jared, both liked the same girl, so they formed a retard rivalry and began yelling at each other like fucking five-year olds.

The retard rivalry between the homosexual HSM fanboy and the emotard went over the edge and eventually the two began viciously attacking each other.

by CloudSephiroth247 November 20, 2009

Reeta Skeeter

Can be used to refer to any false news flooder.
It's a character from Harry Potter.

1. He is spreading this rumor, he must be a Reeta Skeeter.
2. She is not Reeta, she's a Reeta Skeeter!!

by s4nju1 September 15, 2011

retard nigga

the friend of the night who most resembles a person with autism

“Wow Tyler is being so stupid, he must be the retard nigga!”

by Gayassnigure February 17, 2019

Loop Retard

What your standard idiot might become in an argument he or she is too retarded to understand, so continuously repeats the same argument, regardless of the amount of new and different ways you try to explain to them that they are, in fact, a retard.

Paul: It's a rhetorical question, you don't need to respond.

Ricky: Yh but deres a question mark.

Paul: Yeah man but there's more than one way you can use it.

Rick: Yeh, but, it has to be a question, cos ders a question mark.

Paul: What a loop retard. Fml.

by thatsmeeeeeeeeeee February 19, 2011

Dapple Retard

(n) Being retarded, your adorableness is the only thing that keeps you around. (imagine a slow pitiful petting of the head). Equivocal with being a really cute, slightly stupid male.

"I got back together with my boyfriend. When I discovered his actions weren't malicious. He was just being a dapple retard"

by gypsyfire October 13, 2011