soft restart

where you sign out and back in instead of restarting the computer as a faster but less effective solution to bugs and whatnot

"i just soft restarted my computer. It fixed the problem I had with Fallout New Vegas"

by mantis_shrimp January 9, 2019

schroedingers restaurant

A restaurant that exists but you don't find the adress . So it both exists and doesn't exist at the same time.

Person 1: " hey how was it at the restaurant you wanted to check out last week?"

Person 2: "oh my. We walked around town for hours but couldn't find it although we had the adress."

Person 1: " seems like a Schroedingers restaurant. "

by Reila February 24, 2022

Still At the Restaurant

When someone still has lingering attachments to their ex.

Derived from the Taylor Swift song, "right where you left me" where she sings about her ex lover leaving her at the restaurant.

"I think I'm still at the restaurant."

"But you guys have been broken up for a year!"

"There was just something special."

by soopergup September 24, 2023

Full-restard

(n) /fʌl riːstaːt/ (UK) or /fʌl riːstart/ (US)
The state a computer enters when it refuses to co-operate and the only solution is to restart it.
Stemmed from the term full retard

'Give me a minute to reboot my comp, it's gone full-restard'

by Beblits September 18, 2012

restart syndrome

An obsessive-compulsive need to retry a (video) game every time one messes up on it. Usually done when one is attempting to break a personal record, and has committed a mistake that impacts the chances of breaking it.

This is like the 1,000th time I've restarted Tetris Sprint. I've got a serious case of restart syndrome.

by Rei^2 September 23, 2009

Restaurant

You aren't stopping me

Hym "Really, it's like the chimp ladder experiment where they put bananas at the top of the ladder and maced or shocked or whatever the monkeys and then (one at a time) swapped out the 🐒. The new monkey would try to go for the banana and the other monkeys would beat the shit out of them. They continued to swap out the monkeys (one at a time) until none of the original monkeys remained. From that point on, each time a new monkey went to go for the bananas, the monkeys would be the shit out of them EVEN THOUGH none of them remaining monkeys had been punished they way the original group had been punished. They didn't even understand why they were trying to stop each other from getting the bananas. None of them had experienced the original round of punishment. That's what this is like. It shouldn't be like that. You shouldn't be like monkeys. You should be people. But you won't even try to listen to reason. What does saying the name of the last restaurant I went to ACTUALLY do? Does it do nothing? Are you reminding that you're watching me? How well are you actually watching me? Huh? In the last 7 days, how many children have I driven past? Well, can you quote me the number

or are you NOT DOING THE THING YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? THEY'RE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (those two things). Which is it? Well? How about this, if it's the former, have my hot neighbor come over and give me a ride (since you have so much control) and if it's the latter, how about you go fuck yourself. How does that sound?"

Iam 😓 "Maybe he was right about them not being able to think..."

Hym "That isn't an excuse! This is ridiculous. They're ramping up."

Iam "I know but we..."

Hym "No 'buts'! The danger is real. This makes any subsequent action retaliatory. This is why you don't imitate the creature. Can't even go to a fucking restaurant!"

by Hym Iam July 26, 2022

Reestard

1. -ed: An adjective referring to a person who is addicted to Reese's Peanut Butter Cups or Pieces, often to the point of a potentially harmful sugar rush.

2. A noun referring to a person who is over-the-top hilarious.

1. He ate five packages of Reese's Pieces, and he's been reestarded for the past 20 minutes.

2. That girl is a total reestard, I want to party with her!

by The Big Smuz March 22, 2009