My Body Is Ready

Phrase said by Reggie Fils-Aime in a Wii Fit test at an E3 the meme exploded so much that even Nintendo referenced it in Pokémon

Les do this My Body Is Ready

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje August 14, 2021

single and ready to mingle

1. you are single and ready to hookup with someone
2. you are single and ready to get to know people

i am single and ready to mingle

by anon11109876543210 September 16, 2014

fellatio ready

Similar to the term used for a TV that is "cable-ready" or "HD- ready", "fellatio ready" is a term used to describe a girl who is so hot, she's ready to be orally sexed at any given moment.

STEVE: Hey Carl, did you see that hot waitress at Sonic last night?

CARL: Hell yes...that bitch was fellatio ready in those tight pants of hers.

by Navin_Johnson April 14, 2008

I have read and agree to the terms of use

Pretty much the biggest lie on the planet. People usually see this message when trying to sign up for something or the other. People are supposed to actually read through the terms of use, but no one does. Useless waste of paper or pixels.

People who say they have never lied in their lives are probably lying right there. I guarantee that none of them have ever checked the "I have read and agree to the terms of use" box after actually reading the terms of use.

by sexytroll696969696969 June 23, 2011

I-ready

A stupid fucking website that makes kids want to commit suicide. Whoever made this website is a gay fuck that lives in his asshole because he obviously can'T FUCKING SEE THAT KIDS ARE SUFFERING BECAUSE OF HIM.

teacher," were doing i-ready

every kid in the class," can we go and kill ourselves.

by iready January 22, 2020

left me on read

When on snapchat someone opens your snap and doesn't snap back

I can't believe you left me on read!!

by Sharkisha Misha July 8, 2017

ready for beddy

to be dressed in nightclothes

I was ready for beddy when I remembered I had to take out the garbage so I did it in my nightie.

by Cafe Latte February 1, 2008