RETARDATION

A degree completed to be a Retard.

I Caly am a retard, and i have a degree in retardation.

by SLALALA December 15, 2014

Retrobation

When you masturbate at your childhood home after having moved out and are back for a visit.

"I retrobated with headphones so my parents couldn't hear my milf porn."

"Retrobation was the only thing that got me through my family's Christmas party"

by The Retrobator May 2, 2013

retardation station

The podcast with 3 black men, 2 white men, and 1 bi racial and bi sexual woman.

Are you guys gonna listen to retardation station? Hell yeah! i wouldn't miss it for the worlds.

by drinkbleachonadailybasis January 14, 2019

tounge retardation

The act of becoming dumber by making out with a retarted person at a nighttime bar or club. Known to occur over a delayed period of time.

She suffered from tounge retardation and is now known to be dumber by all of her peers

by drunkie405 March 3, 2010

Mental Retardation

Bismarck (The person)

Guy 1:Damn bro you are kinda acting like a, Bismarck
Guy 2:What does that mean bro?
Guy 1:It means you have, Mental Retardation

by Average retarded autist August 2, 2021

Retardation factor

A factor level of how retarded someone is; for example, Tina Parsons

Your retardation factor is over 9000.

by Tina Parsons February 25, 2017

retardation in a can

1. Kids with the intelligence of the dumbest dog who superglue paper to their eyebrows then proceed to rip it off
2. Anyone below your grade level in High School

"That freshman Is retardation in a can"
-Kid with average intelligence

by aagentxissavage December 13, 2017