retired andy

a cripple, usually wheelchair bound.

west midlands slang term

look at that poor retired andy. one of his wheels has fallen off

by grandbag July 19, 2003

Retreeni

A man who often doesn't get any and will date any girl (regardless of if they have a nice nose or not) as long as they put out, especially over Thanksgiving Break. He is willing to give up his dignity for sexual fun.

He is usually very weak compared to anyone named Brad or David and when attacked will retreat to the ground in a defensive position.

Habitat: In Texas with his asshole parents who stole him from his friends.

Religion: Worshiping or praying to Brad/David.

1.

David: "Did you hear about that Retreeni?"

Christian: " Yeah his girlfriend is a sarcastic bitch."

2. (Noun) That girl is dating a Retreeni, poor Retreeni.

by Niceguy559 November 23, 2010

blue line retirement plan

Suicide by cop.

Just like the Smith and Wesson retirement plan, except now free! Try the blue line retirement plan today! Operators are standing by, the call is free! Why pay for mental health services when lead therapy is only thirty minutes away?!

by assblaster9000420blazebrbkms May 17, 2018

retirement contract

What a free agent recieves when he signs with the San Francisco Giants.

The next Free Agent who will sign with SF this offseason will recieve a retirement contract.

by UnderPressure September 28, 2006

retire

what men do what the die,

and what women do when they get married,

daddy what does retire mean?

by bryan_thrax January 17, 2009

retired

To be once again tired

After coitus I was retired.

by patogracho June 8, 2006

Newfie Retirement Fund

Anyone who frequently plays the lottery, in hopes of acquiring financial security.

"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"

"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."

by D. Gould January 9, 2007