Catalonian Retirement Home

This is when a group of guys kidnap several elderly Grandmothers, most commonly their own grandmothers.

They then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them up the arse.

Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean

Guy 1: My Nan gave me such a shit Christmas present

Guy 2: Yeah me too

Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present

Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home

Guy 4: But I like my grandmother

Guy 2: Fuck you dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it

by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

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Retired AntiHero

A person, usually involved with MMOORPG, that has said more than enough of his fair share of ridiculous comments, sold accounts, gave up, watched a partner die, possibly in some sort of crime drama situation, but is now back to defend himself, and his honor.

"I thought that guy quit playing MMOORPG's?"

"that's Retired AntiHero.... he never quits until justice is done."

by surface22 April 18, 2008

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retired

When your tired one day and your tired again the next. This is called being retired.

I was tired yesterday and i'm retired today.

My friend is retired,he has been his laying on his couch for two days straight.

by punkybruster17 July 11, 2010

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Retired gamer

Someone that used to play video games on a regular basis and decides to stop playing by no longer owning a console. Retired gamers usually miss playing games and love being able to do so at friend's houses.

Dude 1: "Dude, why come your friend always comes over to play FIFA on your shit?"
Dude 2: "He doesn't have an xbox son..."
Dude 1: "Why the fuck not? He loves that game!"
Dude 2: "He's a retired gamer, don't ask me..."

by Da Vin Chee February 5, 2010

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regime

A rap group led by Yukmouth.

Current members are: Yukmouth, Ampichino, Chino Nino, Dizzle Don, Dorasel, Dru Down, Gonzoe, Govnormatic, Tech N9ne, Tha Realest, The Fleet, Marc Shyst, Messy Marv, Monsta Gunjah, Nyce, Poppa LQ, Pretty Black, and Young Dru

No, I haven't heard of any of these guys excluding Dru Down, Tha Realest, Tech N9ne, and of course Yukmouth either.

Former Members: Don Stryke, E-Blak, Lil Ke, Menace, Phats, and Young Skrilla

Again, I haven't heard of any of these guys either.

Regime Mobstaz is a great song

by cinnamontoast September 5, 2008

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