retarded bitch

A bitch and a retard that is both an ass and... well retarded... Just face it, retarded bitches are all around us and probably exist in outer space too.

THEY RUIN YOU! Beware of the friggin' retards and bitches combined. Seriously.

Damn! He cuckholded me and his IQ is at 69!!! What a retarded bitch.

Catarine Joicaphine decided to jump scare him again, but fell over in her chair and had a stroke... What a toxic retarded bitch!

This dude Ben Dover had parents who cheated on each other, and had a low enough IQ to name him that... What retarded bitches.

Peter Zheng got pissed at his ex-girlfriend because his coin business wasn't going well so she finally rejected his micropenis... What a retarded bitch!

The ghost got her class killed by farting loudly when the gunman walked by her class... Such a retarded bitch.

by itsteviewonder February 22, 2019

Retarded nigga

You’s is a retarded nigga

Jared: David come over here
David : fucking dies
Jared: you retarded nigga

by Big nibba 69 on your mom March 18, 2019

Retarded Animal Babies

The most priceless, most hilarious thing to grace this planet. It is a fucked-up cartoon about these five animals : the Hamster, the Dog, the Bunny, the Cat, and the Donkey. Satan even makes an appearance! The basic summary of the series is that.....well, it differs on each episode, but it is assured that you will witness humor at its finest, complete with foul language and loads of crude AND intelligent content.

This series was made by an author on Newgrounds named David Lovelace, and the series is now a franchise, which includes merchandise such as clothes and even CD's.

Go to Newgrounds and look for Retarded Animal Babies. You won't be sorry.....or will you?

"They're all hilarious, but the Hamster is my favorite of the Retarded Animal Babies."
-me

by Dave December 14, 2004

Retardant drop

The act of hanging from a ceiling fan while masturbating and making airplane noises. Then shooting semen on a woman while hovering over her. Can also do with feces. Commonly called a dirty retardant drop

Bro I broke my fan last night doing a retardant drop on Sarah

by Black dot June 13, 2016

Retarded porch monkey

Used as a roast or to show that someone is so stupid that they belong in the jungle

Man: *holding phone* where is my phone
Woman: in your hand you retarded porch monkey

by Happy! July 10, 2021

Retardeder

The act of being MORE retarded than the person you are calling retarded.

He is so much more retardeder than his brother is.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins March 22, 2022

Verbose Retardation

n. The case in which you are not aware of what the fuck is happening due to people using too big of words.

I experienced a total case of verbose retardation during that college lecture

by PingPongPowPan January 9, 2012