tounge retardation

The act of becoming dumber by making out with a retarted person at a nighttime bar or club. Known to occur over a delayed period of time.

She suffered from tounge retardation and is now known to be dumber by all of her peers

by drunkie405 March 3, 2010

Mental Retardation

Bismarck (The person)

Guy 1:Damn bro you are kinda acting like a, Bismarck
Guy 2:What does that mean bro?
Guy 1:It means you have, Mental Retardation

by Average retarded autist August 2, 2021

Retardation factor

A factor level of how retarded someone is; for example, Tina Parsons

Your retardation factor is over 9000.

by Tina Parsons February 25, 2017

retardation in a can

1. Kids with the intelligence of the dumbest dog who superglue paper to their eyebrows then proceed to rip it off
2. Anyone below your grade level in High School

"That freshman Is retardation in a can"
-Kid with average intelligence

by aagentxissavage December 13, 2017

retardation

Retard: a utterly stupid ass dumbass person, eg. rakamafaze-XBOX, a stupid moron who knows NOTHING about anything and who plays call of duty bo3 trying to get round 100, dumbass dickhead.

Mason: ugh Kacey you fucking retardation kill yourself!!
Kacey: its retard you fucking specy.

by the boss MTG August 14, 2023

Crippling Retardation

The point when a person goes beyond retarded and is legally crippled

Doctor: damn, so you do have Crippling Retardation
Me: Ooga Booga tree go brown

by Dell Laditude E6410 May 28, 2020

retardation

1) another person putting his wants before his needs stemming from a lack of common sense. 2) situation involving one party being screwed for another's gain, commonly financial.

EXAMPLE 1

Man 1: Yesterday, my cousin's electricity was shut off since he wasn't paying the bill. This morning he went into debt to buy a $3000 HD television.

Man 2: Retardation... he seems to enjoy being a worthless bum.

EXAMPLE 2

Man 1: I have completed every single upper-level course required for my Multimedia Technologies degree and the college says I can't graduate until I take Intro to Windows.

Man 2: Retardation, dude. They just want your money.

by AdamG March 11, 2008