rage reporting

When a person gets so mad in a game from being killed that they report the person who killed them.
Guy 1: “Why were you banned?”

Guy 2: “I got rage reported.”

Guy 1: “Why was he rage reporting?”

Guy 2: “He claimed I was ‘hacking’.”
by ppdestroyer49 February 19, 2019
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pharm report

like "Farm Report" and "Heart-Beat Post" a notice from a friend that they took their meds today
Uncle tweet: "I took my meds this morning, so you don't have to ask for a pharm report"
by rocksandshoal November 28, 2009
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Race Report

Self-indulgent wordy twaddle, vaguely related to putting one foot in front of the other (the art of running) for an extended period of time. The key to writing a good Ultramarathon Race Report is in an over dramatisation of actual events & experiences which adds to the mystique of Ultramarathon running to the untrained observer. Extended essay-length accounts of a niche sport (Ultramarathon running) they are usually read only by other Ultramarathoners, running geeks, mental health professionals, the very bored or the author - but mostly just the author.

To put in onto context, it's far easier & fulfilling to run an Ultramarathon than it is to read someones 30,000 word blog on the experience.
Steve's running a 100km Ultramarathon through remote bushland this weekend; I can't wait to read all about it in his race report.
by Lucky Wise Fool June 07, 2020
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tps reports

Timeslot Propagation Statistics (TPS) reports - how you account to your boss for what you've been doing all day.
For lawyers it is the same as so-called "billable hours".
by Sputnik September 09, 2004
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The Colbert Report

Pronounced with silent T's at the end of both words.

The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.
line that starts every show: "This is the Colbert Report!"
by aaronak May 02, 2006
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reporter laugh

When an athlete at a press conference says something mildy amusing and the reporter's attending force laughter like it was the greatest line ever dropped.
Barely literate athlete: "You know, coach came in the locker room and, you know, he was pretty mad so I said, "Chill dog."

Semi-retarded reporters: "HAHAHAHAHA forced reporter laugh"
by Shotgun Hobo August 20, 2012
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Drudge Report

See Propaganda

News articles that have been blown out of proportion or exaggerated to the extreme as to attract and mislead morons. Carries a large Right wing bias offering a depiction of a world that is crumbling because liberals and the rest of non-america are destroying it.

Type of news on drudge report: Sensationalist, Celebrity Drama, Political bias, and some real news. So really his site is like all large news organizations for example like MSNBC, Fox News, Etc.
Drudge Report Headline translation generally: World is ending
by Deadheadbear57 April 03, 2009
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