A Realtist is an individual who joined NAREB, the National Association of Real Estate Brokers, Inc., when non-white realtors could not join a REALTOR Organization.
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"We look like Republicans, and think like conservatives, but we drive a lot faster and keep vibrators and baby oil and a video camera behind the stack of sweaters on the bedroom closet shelf."
"We look like Republicans, and think like conservatives, but we drive a lot faster and keep vibrators and baby oil and a video camera behind the stack of sweaters on the bedroom closet shelf."
The Platform of the Republican Party Reptiles:
“I think our agenda is clear. We are opposed to: government spending, Kennedy kids, seat-belt laws, busing our children anywhere other than Yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes, all tiny Third World countries that don’t have banking secrecy laws, aerobics, the UN, taxation without tax loop holes, and jewelry on men. We are in favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don’t find out), a sound dollar, and a strong military with spiffy uniforms."
“I think our agenda is clear. We are opposed to: government spending, Kennedy kids, seat-belt laws, busing our children anywhere other than Yale, trailer courts near our vacation homes, all tiny Third World countries that don’t have banking secrecy laws, aerobics, the UN, taxation without tax loop holes, and jewelry on men. We are in favor of: guns, drugs, fast cars, free love (if our wives don’t find out), a sound dollar, and a strong military with spiffy uniforms."
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To slice a victim's skin with such precision over the time period of several days as to create a texture of scales over said victim's body until they eventually die of bloodletting or shock.
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Get the reptile dysfunction mug.A facebook illness that involves constantly hitting the refresh button on the task bar. Usual symptoms include unusual amounts of joy at notifications, and using the refresh button until notifications appear, with often as little as 5 seconds between refreshes.
Steve sat and stared at his computer screen. He had left the girl on which he had a crush a comment, over two hours ago, but she still had not responded. Steve found himself unable to remove himself from the computer, and unable to wait for her to write back. He sat, mindlessly refreshing his facebook home page until a notification appeared. Steve suffers from Repetitive refresh syndrome.
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Your co-worker who owns a ridiculous number of snakes and lizards and is always coughing and sneezing has reptilis.
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Get the REPTILITIS mug.A disease which which causes a person or persons to repeat a humorous fragment and/or sentence. There are two forms in which this disease comes in: Repititous A is hereditary. It may be terminal in some cases. There is no known cure. Repititous B is contagious, and can be cured through a series of painful shots. Both cases are severely painful, and may cause mental damage.
"And he was like 'don't touch my pancakes"
"Haha, don't touch my pancakes"
Wow, she must have repititous
"Haha, don't touch my pancakes"
Wow, she must have repititous
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