spiritual debt-relief ploy

Refers to an utterly despicable "taking His name in vain" strategy, whereby you --- having previously either promised someone intimacy if he'd spend money on you, or used a similar promise to strip off and/or spread your legs as "collateral" in case you're unable to pay back a loan that you ask of him --- subsequently claim to have "gotten religion" and are therefore concerned that "He would not approve" of adultery/fornication, and thus you no longer feel that you should have to honor your promise of sexual favors.

The spiritual debt-relief ploy is one of the oldest and most pathetically disgraceful schemes for obligation-free mooching that the world has ever known, and has probably turned countless multitudes of disgruntled people off of established religion. About the only time that this strategy might be at all justified would be if you've gotten unwillingly dragged into obligation by an advantage-taking credophile during a moment of financial desperation, and are unable to pay him back despite your best efforts.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

sweet relief

A fucking sick ass indie band from Massachusetts.

Wow! Sweet Relief was the shit tonight! They really have that sound that is laid back. Makes me wish I hadn't divorced your mother and left California.

by Zero Mcfucks August 20, 2018

Relief juice

When you take a giant shit and it rips your ass. Making you bleed as a result.

Finding a clean restroom was like discovering an oasis, and releasing that relief juice was pure bliss.

by Kron-nakles December 29, 2023

scottish pain relief

A uncommon Nickname for Scotch whisky referring to alcohols tendency to relief pain

Mike:hey Ron what are you drinking

Ron: a little bit of scottish pain relief

by Its_a_jaggggg October 22, 2022

Rent Relief

Sex in exchange for reduced, late or free rent.

I’m short this month. Gotta grab a quick whore’s bath and go seek some rent relief.

My roomies agreed to rent relief since my ass was still broke.

Landlord dropped by cause we were past due. The wife got us by with some rent relief.

by Dick Onchin May 19, 2022

Relief

When you wipe your ass with the last piece of toilet paper and it comes off clean

God luckily my deadline got moved, thats such a relief

by Arge_e June 5, 2022

second relief

The worst guard shift in the world. It means that you get to be up in the early hours of the morning and when you go back to sleep you only get about 2 hours.

Hey man, I got put on second relief tonight...

by sebadoh May 23, 2004