release a hostage

Have a bowel movement; dropping the kids off at the pool; taking a shit.

yuuper1: How the hell do you have ice cream and coffee for breakfast?!?
yuuper2: It helps clean me out and release a hostage every day.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

release of chocolate hostages

To take a dump (crap) in the toilet.

Dropping cosby kids off in the pool.

Nathan : Man I need to negotiate the release of chocolate hostages right now.

by Shirlzgetzgirlz September 7, 2006

Release the piece

To expose ones penis.

"Girl you so fine im going to release the piece all over your face"

by Paulzovich April 15, 2015

Catch and Release

When you have been tied down to a girl so long that you need to play the field and sniff the fresh muff. However, you merely escalate it to the point of hooking up and then release her before anything physical occurs. Hence, Catch and Release.

Go out with your boys. Sniff around, maybe even get a booty dance. Get her number, delete it, and then go back home to your girl. Catch and Release.

by DawgFace12 March 21, 2016

Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages

Taking a giant sherry shit

Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.

by Cecil Buttram October 27, 2004

New Release

1. A memory of recent sexual activity stored in the spank bank.

Things got pretty hot and heavy last night with Christina so I jerked off to the new release after she left.

by DBH112 October 6, 2008

tag and release

the process of sexing up a hottie then fleeing the scene never to be heard from again
distinguish from "a keeper"

Dudely dude: dude who was the hottie i saw you with last night?
Duder: oh dude that was shirley. bitch put the pussy on me last night
Dudely dude: keeper?
Duder: negative. tag and release.
Dudely dude: excellant

by drpoonandtheteenangels June 28, 2009