by I rule so much ass. March 3, 2005
Get the Recockulous mug.(n.) Jonathan Clay Redick, otherwise known as "Just Jumpers" Redick. As a star player of Duke basketball, he is arguably the most hated player in the modern world of NCAA hoops. Just recently, he shot 3-18 in the 2006 tournament, therefore not only completing his legacy as a choke artist, but also validating the opinion that he is one of the most overrated college basketball players to date.
Joe: Did you see LSU bend over Duke from behind last night? The score was 62-54.
Bob: No, but I did hear the entire town of Durham, NC crying.
Joe: Oh no, that was just J.J. Redick being a pussy.
Bob: No, but I did hear the entire town of Durham, NC crying.
Joe: Oh no, that was just J.J. Redick being a pussy.
by AforAmazing April 19, 2006
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Something that is extremely ridiculous or silly. Used when something is so ridiculously stupid that you have to say something stupid to describe it. Usually used with people you now very well so you don't look crazy.
How the saying was formed:
riDICulous --> riCOCKulous --> recockly --> recockly broccoli (cause it rhymes ;) )
How the saying was formed:
riDICulous --> riCOCKulous --> recockly --> recockly broccoli (cause it rhymes ;) )
by Abix forever August 7, 2011
Get the Recockly Broccoli mug.JJ is an overated basketball player who does nothing but shoot jump shots. He plays at Duke, a university known for athletes who party, rape women, get in fights, do drugs, and ultimately fail in professional sports. JJ is a very cocky guy- a friend of mine in the communications department at G. Washington U said he tried to get an interview, and JJ said to fuck off. Reddick can usually be found shooting 3-point shots off of screens (he can NEVER be found playing defense). In his spare time, he likes to drive drunk, piss on women (it's his fetish), bitch and moan, and have Dick Vitale and Jay Bilas suck his cock.
While JJ was at Duke, he a had a squeaky clean image (ala Kobe), and he was proceived by the media as a model student athlete. However, following his leaving Duke, the real facts about his life have been revealed. First of all, many Duke students have reported that his was a cocky, mean, party animal- you know, your typical rich white boy who's a good athlete. Then, JJ was convicted on a drunk driving charge, as he tried to turn around to avoid a seatbelt checkpoint. Finally, Duke sluts have reported that JJ seems to have an odd fetish- pissing. Yes, girls at Duke say that, in exchange for going home with JJ, he gets to piss on you.
JJ's draft stock is dropping fast! His drunk driving arrest, lack of basketball skills, and newly discovered back injury, will drop him to the latter part of the 1st round.
While JJ was at Duke, he a had a squeaky clean image (ala Kobe), and he was proceived by the media as a model student athlete. However, following his leaving Duke, the real facts about his life have been revealed. First of all, many Duke students have reported that his was a cocky, mean, party animal- you know, your typical rich white boy who's a good athlete. Then, JJ was convicted on a drunk driving charge, as he tried to turn around to avoid a seatbelt checkpoint. Finally, Duke sluts have reported that JJ seems to have an odd fetish- pissing. Yes, girls at Duke say that, in exchange for going home with JJ, he gets to piss on you.
JJ's draft stock is dropping fast! His drunk driving arrest, lack of basketball skills, and newly discovered back injury, will drop him to the latter part of the 1st round.
J.J. Redick can often be found choking, as he can't hit any shots in the clutch. Meanwhile, Dick Vitale and Jay Bilas can also often be found chocking, on JJ's sperm.
by Scotty Doesn't Know June 21, 2006
Get the J.J. Redick mug.Traditionally, the most evil of all goblins whose cap is dyed red with the blood of his human victims. In recent times, this is a term to define the fugliest of all women. She will take domain in your home and not let you hang out with your friends.
Chris: "Hey Ryan, wanna go to the bar and watch the game?"
Ryan: "I can't man, Kara wants me to sit in my bedroom and hibernate all weekend."
Chris: "Damn dude, you gotta get rid of the redcap... so juicy."
Ryan: "I can't man, Kara wants me to sit in my bedroom and hibernate all weekend."
Chris: "Damn dude, you gotta get rid of the redcap... so juicy."
by A Dub November 8, 2006
Get the Redcap mug.JJ Redick is a great basketball player. He will be a leader for Duke in the next two years, and hopefully, have a great NBA Career after that. He is a great shooter and a great person as well. He is the latest leader of the Duke team, fulfilling a role just as Christian Laettner did in his junior and senior season.
He is just like Christian Laettner, in that he shoots well and is a leader. GO JJ!!! ROCK THE ACC AND THE NCAA!!!
by BlueDevilForLife September 6, 2004
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