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Recovery Time

The time it takes for your jizz tank to fill back up.
by bigafromanshizz December 4, 2010
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Memory Recovery

The process when you forget the password (trigger) you have to login (remember) into your email/username/profile/account (memory), often because you need to either:

1. Recall someone's email/username/profile (remember whom someone is when you're talking to them).

2. Flag their Youtube account (cursing out someone/something you know/remember and hate for whatever reason).

3. Send an important document to someone (getting your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse a gift so that they quit blogging you).
Arthur: Douglas! I need you to Jumpstart my memory!
Doug: ...I don't think a computer game is going to help you remember things!
Arthur: ...Douglas, if life were a cheeseburger, you'd be the pickles: essentially garbage!
Doug: Can we lay off the burger jokes already?!
Arthur: Ok, here's the deal: I have an old phonebook full of names and phone numbers.
Doug: So what's the problem?
Arthur: I can't remember the phone number of the particular John Smith I want to call, because otherwise I'll wind up calling all of them, and going through an awkward conversation with each of them.
Doug: How many John Smith's did you know?
Arthur: One hundred and forty-eight!
Doug: ...I was afraid of this! Deacon warned me this might happen!
Arthur: ...beg your pardon?
Doug: It's like doing password recovery, except it's for your memory!
Arthur: I don't care about this 'memory recovery', we best get a move on! Let's start with something simple, like his favorite shampoo brand: that I do remember about this certain John Smith! It's like playing Monopoly!
Doug: I think you mean Trivial Pursuit.
Arthur: I thought that was Monopoly?
Doug: Monopoly's a board game involving money with an old man on the cover and a Scottish Terrier as one of the game pieces!
Arhur: Oh yes! I remember that game: I hated it, because you either go broke, sent to jail, or find yourself the winner: at the end, you end up with absolutely nothing, except feeling depressed and cheated!
by BaconFTW!!! May 1, 2010
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Recorder

A flute, but for sixth graders
-There are actually professional recorderplayers!
-That's interesting, but I'm not one of them
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recovering introvert

an individual who has been introverted their whole life and is attempting to, or being forced by a change in their environment (job, project, relationship, etc.) to, become more outgoing and expressive.
“i feel like i’ve been talking for too long, i’m a recovering introvert so i feel bad when i talk a lot continuously
by 6e February 25, 2022
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Belladonna Recovery

When a man's penis stays hard after ejaculation, and he is able to continue sex immediately, without recovery. Named due to the standards reputed to be demanded by the adult actress Belladonna.
Wow, your cock is still hard, that's a Belladonna Recovery!
by WantonJezebel August 2, 2011
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rejoder

Rejoder is a word in the Spanish language. Which means to make something worse or in a much easier way, to fuck up something. Dont use it always, its actually very rude saying it to someone who knows Spanish perfectly.
Examples are in Spanish traductions below:

Me pisotearon el trabajo de matematicas y usted viene a rejoder el proyecto pintandolo anormalmente!?

They have already stepped on my math homework and you come to fuck it up painting it like crazy!?
by PotetoPotato-ChingChong-Tomato January 27, 2016
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recovery time

the amount of time it takes you to walk normally after using the bathroom
John: What time is it?
Joe: Well for the next hour its recovery time.
by wGGG January 8, 2011
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