rechid

1: Horrible , Pointless Or Bad

You Make This Rechid World Worth Living Stefania .

by SalvaAmazing June 1, 2014

Toyota Recall

A conspiracy made none other than by gm (government motors) or chrysler. And is further fueled by people who all of a sudden decide to jam their accelerators or floor mats under the pedals, thus causing "unintended" acceleration, while NOT choosing to shift into neutral, because they want to be on the six o'clock news to smear Toyota because they are all just a bunch of money and attention whores.

Bob: Hey, did you hear about the Toyota Recall?

Jim: Oh yeah, my buddy James who is full of shit jammed his pedal to the metal on his Prius.

Bob: OH MY, is he alright?

Jim: Yeah, just pending litigation.

by Banstaman April 18, 2010

Recapitated

Having ones head put back on. Usually only able to be done with zombies or in cartoons.

Hey, Steve was recapitated!
Nice to see you didn't completely lose your head!!!!

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Recaptivity

The condition the viewer experiences while watching a reality show when they are forced to sit through a recap of the events to date before they are allowed to see further developments. It is often done to "pad out" an episode that would otherwise come up short of content.

I don't mind two minutes of recaptivity at the beginning of each episode of "Survivor," but during the finale of "The Bachelor," I was in recaptivity for 45 minutes before the Bachelor passed out his final rose.

by Gryffud March 3, 2009

Show me the receipts

Response asking for proof of one's past misdeeds when a queen makes a wild accusation about you. *Be careful, if the receipts can be presented, then YOU look like an ass!

Dontatella Vertachi: "Gurl, why the hell were you dancing half naked with David while your man was passed out last night?"
Cuckoo Channel: "Show me the receipts!"
Dontatella Vertachi" *Whips out camera phone* "Here! I took a video!"

by JrsProperty17 May 31, 2012

Period receipts

The small pieces of wax paper that are peeled from the sticky backing of a sanitary towel.

For christ's sake woman, stop leaving your period receipts everywhere!

by cockboy69 March 30, 2008

Recie

a REAL Recie is a unique female character, who is almost always pitch perfect and amazing at anything musical. If you are forced to choose between two girls, and one is a Recie, you should have your mind made up already. Recie's also tend to have undeniably beautiful green eyes, as well great swimming skills. Very shy but playful, well worth getting to know.

person 1: Shes awfully shy, dont you think?

person 2: Yeah, but shes a recie, and i hear she's a state champ at piano

person 3: Groovy! id like to get to know her!

by VikingOfBG October 16, 2011