Read a book
A phrase you say when you have to go poop. The phrase comes from the usual act of reading a magazine, book or newspaper while pooping.
Read a book by Vbui717 June 9, 2014
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read for read by verymuchgivingdictionary November 2, 2020
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reading • read • READY • read a book • reader • Reading, PA • Reader's Block • reading the bible • read for filth • read it and weep
Read Some Chaucer
Code phrase for sex, used in front of naïve or unknowing people, especially parents/husbands/children. Used by literature students - other students may use their own terms i.e. French (read some Moliere), psychology (read some Freud), physics (read some Einstein).
Hey mum - don't disturb us for a bit - Helen and I are going to read some Chaucer. Have supper ready in an hour.
Read Some Chaucer by Ben November 23, 2003
Read that bitch
"Ima tell the whole school you're a slut, watch how fast we read that bitch"
See: Ima Read by ZebraKatz
See: Ima Read by ZebraKatz
Read that bitch by readingbitch April 14, 2012
Read More
A button on the website Tumblr that hides a post under a link. Used to hide wary followers from TMI and personal complaints. Another use for the Read More button is for television/movie/book SPOILERS but no one seems to understand this concept.
read n' regret
Tim: Hey man what does your T-Shirt say? *reads T-shirt*
T-Shirt: Says something stupid about reader
Jon: Haha You fell for it! You read n' regret!
Tim: F*** you!
T-Shirt: Says something stupid about reader
Jon: Haha You fell for it! You read n' regret!
Tim: F*** you!
read n' regret by The Urinal November 18, 2009