Jolly Rancher

(n.) A hard, sweet, confectionary that is prepared in multiple flavors including cherry, blue raspberry, and watermelon. An American favorite, the flavor is said to be quite delicious it can mask the flavor of most secretions during vaginal oral stimulation although it can be lodged into the pussy during the eating out process and can cause future problems.

Male: Hey sorry I was sucking on a jolly rancher while I was in there and I think it got stuck.

Female: Fuck it, do whatever you have to do.
Make: Ok. Going back in.

Female: Ouch!

Male: WHAT THE FUCK!?! *retch*
Female: What are you fuckin' screaming at?! And why the fuck am I bleeding?!

Male: *retch* I found the jolly rancher and I bit into it and it squirted! *retch*
Female: Shit! I knew I couldn't trust the guy at the rave last week who said he'd no warts.

by whothefuckcares October 9, 2016

Randos Rancheros

Randos Rancheros is a breakfast scramble containing whatever you can find in your fridge. If you have tortillas that's even better, but whatever you can find and cook in your fridge will work.

I'm too lazy to go to the store, mind if I make some randos rancheros from whatever I find in the cabinet?

by D S op May 8, 2017

Rick Rancher

A gay fag that lives on Sherman Island. His boyfriend is named Finn and his best friend is Andy.

Fuck you Rick.
You are gay. (Fuck you Drew)
Rick Rancher is a whore.

by thebiggayfrom1931 December 16, 2019

jolly ranchers sock method

"Jolly ranchers sock method" describes the method by which one would consume a jolly ranchers candy through a sock. I.e. washing your spit into the sock to let it partially dissolve the jolly rancher, and sucking the flavored spit back out. The process moving the spit itself is the jolly rancher sock method, as opposed to the inclusion of a sock or a jolly rancher.
This word can be used as a verb or a noun.

"I broke up with my ex-husband because he would always jolly ranchers sock method my dirty underwear without asking."

by jolly rancher enjoyer August 4, 2023

jolly rancher

a man who works on the farm or ranch, and walks around having sexual relations with the animals. extremely common in arkansas and west virginia.

i heard theres been a jolly rancher sneaking onto old man jenkins ranch. his prize rooster couldnt sit down, and lost all his feathers.

by guy mann-dude January 31, 2009

The Jolly-rancher story

Once upon a time a girl bet her boyfriend that he couldn't get a jolly-rancher out of her pussy with his tongue so he tried it. When he thought he had it so he bit it,but it wasn't the jolly-rancher instead it was it was a herpes bubble and he got herpes all over his face. The End.

Guy 1:have you herd the jolly-rancher story?

Guy 2:No.

Guy 1:Good, you don't want to!

by chris744 October 16, 2010

jolly rancher

a gay cowboy

brokeback mountain was the worst. it was full of nothing but jolly ranchers.

by IMF April 9, 2006