Titty Rupture

The next stage from titty attack, now involving rage and anger. To completely FREAK THE FUCK OUT.

-This bitch is having a titty attack!!

-NO, I THINK SHES HAVING A TITTY RUPTURE!

by Rainofcryingsky November 29, 2010

Rapturing gas

When Christian people fart.

Dude -- did you just fart in church?" "No way man, I was just rapturing gas.

by GetWellKatelynn September 25, 2011

Rapturing

(1)When a lady of the night comes knocking, ruthlessly, at your chamber door.

(2)When the rapture comes and anarchy ensues.

"This girl came rapturing at my door at 3am."

"After the flood of 2012, the rapturing began."

by Dr. Claw the amazing November 11, 2012

ruptured asshole

To have a ruptured asshole means that your anus has been stretched so wide it explodes, leaving a not-so-tight-hole!

I penetrated Elly's asshole so fast and hard with my monster penis, she got a ruptured asshole.

by MrJackRadford November 28, 2016

gooch rupture

When the piece of skin between your balls and your arse explodes from either doing a large shit or insertion of an external object.

Doctor, we have a category 5 gooch rupture.

by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015

Re·treat·2·Rap·ture (v)

Re·treat·2·Rap·ture (v): The act of being so overtaken by an enjoyable activity / lifestyle / hobby / person/ mindstate that it results in a complete and total abandonment of social networking/ email/ Facebook updates / text message response / chores / technological and realtime communications / efficiency in general / etc.

Re·treat·2·Rap·ture (v): "Yo what happened to tristan? He hasn't been answering his emails and def has not updated his Facebook status in like 2 weeks..." -- "Don't worry 'bout him he's just retreating 2 rapture."

by ensemble December 17, 2013

Ripture

When you take a shit so big the you rip your asshole so much that you begin to bleed and the blood drips down from your asshole into the toilet and a little gets on the shit and dyes the water red.

Bryant Pack took a shit and riptured himself.

by Bobby April 1, 2005