Rachel

Rachels are at first, a little shy, but she is actually a very funny and sarcastic person. She loves to be in charge, but gives everyone a chance to say something. Boys end up flocking to her, but she is too shy to acknowledge it, and if they do ask her out, she is too nice to say no. She is very smart and works hard in school, and her athletic ability is above average. She loves family and friends, and eats TONS but somehow doesn't get fat. When she meets people she doesn't like, she keeps a mental list in her head, and later (when she's trying to sleep) thinks of ways to get revenge. She finds it hard to talk to older people but when she meets someone she likes, she tries to protect them and can sometimes get clingy. Although, she absolutely HATES people that copy any of her ideas. She thinks that her ideas are her alone, and can sometimes get offensive when she finds someone who is copying her. She can sense when someone likes someone, and she wants to be successful in her life. She is also EXTREMELY GOOD at hiding her real feelings and so it's sometimes hard to figure her out because she is always happy. She never ever tells her crushes that she likes him, and watches from afar when she sees her crush hanging out with another girl.

She is also very artistic, and lost of people ask her for help when drawing. She is also very naive, and doesn't recognize when someone likes her. She often says random stuff when she feels awkward, and HATES getting into trouble at school.

(EXAMPLE 1)
Rachel sees her crush, hanging out with another girl. They continuously flirt, and Rachel looks away when they kiss.

Later on, when she sees her crush in one of her classes, she simply waves a hello and marches past, not a single emotion on her face.
In her ELA class, a boy asks for help.
Boy: Rachel!!!
Rachel: Yeah?
Boy: Can you draw me an apple? I'm going to write a concrete poem.

Rachel: Okay... what is your poem going to be about?

Boy: Duhh I just asked for you to draw me an apple!!
Rachel: Oh!! Omg, I am such a loser sometimes!! *slaps her forehead* I can't believe I just asked you that LOL
Boy: Oh,,,.... and um..
Rachel: Yeah?? *busily drawing an almost perfect apple*
Boy:... I heard from your friend that you laugh weird. *suddenly starts talking very very fast* So so so are you ticklish? laugh for me uh uhuhuhuh *grabs Rachel's hand and tries to tickle the top of Rachel's hand*
Rachel: Oh, sorry, I can't laugh unnaturally... *awkwardly/gently pulls her hand away*
Boy: *turns bright red* o-okay...
Rachel: I mean like I laughed once when I saw a squirrel pooping??
Boy: .... am I supposed to poop.
Rachel: N-no!! Sorry that came out wrong...

(EXAMPLE 2)

Boy 2: Rachel
Rachel: Whats up?
Boy2: I like you
Rachel: ...
Boy2: like not like THIS much, just a tiny bit
Rachel: Oh ahahahah I never had anyone like me before??

TEACHER: PLEASE STAY QUIET AND FOCUSED ON YOUR TEST
Rachel: *turns red and immediately focuses on her test

by lolwatermelony December 5, 2018

Rachetivities

The act of being rachet. This includes whatever your version of rachet is. This includes but is not limited to: Misbehavior of any kind, particularly of the sexual or drug nature. Feeling of freedom to break the law and act out of ones supposed character as seen by ones daily peers. This may also include physical contact from sexual to aggressive in nature. Rachetivities must include at least one illicit drug and one activity of Misbehavior.

We are full send on rachetivities today.

by Justmean February 10, 2019

Rachel

Rachels are very beautiful inside and out. Most have shiny, golden blonde hair and a "slim thick" figure. It is most common for Rachel's to have blue eyes but it is more unique when Rachel's have blonde hair and darker eyes (such as hazel or green) either way they are stunning! Rachels are typically sensitive, but that is only due to the fact that they have the worlds biggest hearts. They are bubbly, radiant individuals that can light up any room. They are a mix of introvert and extrovert. They tend to be more introverted because they like to stay inside and watch netflix in bed and sometimes cancel plans just to do so. On the other hand, Rachel's make the best friends because they make outings (or just regular days at school) more fun. Rachel's also seem to be ahead of their time. They are noticeably more mature than their peers but not so much that they are considered a killjoy (they are actually the opposite) They can literally be friends with anyone because they are so kind. They are pure and cute. Rachel's are usually short (around 5'1) but could kick your butt if it came down to it because deep down, they're extremely feisty! They are super flirtatious and could get any guy to fall in love with them easily, but they have enough sense to take their time and not settle for just any guy. They know exactly what they like. Rachel's are very intelligent, though sometimes naive. All Rachel's are bright lights in the world!

Boy 1- Woah who's that girl that just walked by? She was hot!
Boy 2- Oh that's Rachel. Don't even try dude shes too good for you. Plus, shes the nicest person I know and I'm not going to let you ruin her.

by AdamKatter May 2, 2019

Rachelle

she is super sexy and charming. pure of heart and amazing in everything she does. she never lets you down and you can always depend on her no matter how big the problem is or how small the problem is. Her true beauty is within her heart and that is what makes me think of a rose.red blood rose she give life to anything and makes anything fun and exciting. she often will not show her feeling she hides them well within her self but her actions speak louder than words and that what true love means I often wonder if I could get a girl like a Rachelle and I would be lucky to have a girl like her.she crazy she speaks to ANIMALS AND THEY OFTEN SPEAK BACK TO HER

steven: how that stunning girl

Jaco : i want her can t to have her

steven: that a Rachelle

steven: fuck you bitch she mine

by wreath crown August 28, 2021

rachael ray

AKA Raytard, Ray-Ray. The host of 30 Minute Meals on the Food Network. She is by far the most annoying "chef" on t.v. for the following reasons: she learned how to cook at Ho-Jo's,she giggles incessantly, she dumps olive oil and chicken stock onto everything, she claims her food is "healthful" when it actually has loads of fat and calories, her voice soulnds like that of a 5 pack-a-day smoker, she wears unflattering clothing that accentuates her non-boobs and her centaur-like ass/thigh region, she looks like "The Joker" when she smiles, she adds hotdogs to 20% of meals and makes 55% of main courses some sort of hamburger or sammie (sandwich), she uses dumb adjectives to describe food, and she makes up childish nicknames/acronyms because she claims they are quicker to use but she always explains what the nicknames/acronyms mean even if she uses them 10 times per show(so it's a a total waste of time in the first place)

"Hi, I'm Rachael Ray and I make 30 minute disasters. In the time it takes you to laugh your ass off at this program, I'll have made a craptastic and totally artery killing meal which I will try to pass off as healthful from start to finish."
Raytard: "Now, just pour the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-into the pan for about 5-15 turns around the pan...Once the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-is nice and screaming hot in the pan, add your tasty meatballs"
"See, this butter tastes so nutty when you let it brown for a while!"
"Lemme grab that smoky cumin from the cupboard."
"I'm just gonna throw this crap away in the GB-garbage bowl and then I'm gonna move the GB-garbage bowl- over to the side to give myself some room to work"

by a-m September 7, 2008

Rachel Ray

A hyperactive ditzy ass TV host that has conned thousand of novice cooking wives to believe they can prepared a gourmet meal in 30 minutes.

Husband: "Damn Boo I am hungry I could eat a horse. Whats for dinner?"

Wife: "I am making Beet Risotto with Roasted Asparagus and Ricotta Salata its a recipe I found in the Rachel Ray 30 minute cookbook.

Husband:(On his cell phone in bathroom) "Hello Dominos any specials today?"

Wife: "Baby your going love this !!"

Husband: "Godamn Rachel Ray"

by boaz357 March 21, 2007

raichu

Pokémon #26. The evolved form of Pikachu.

My Thunder Stone evolved Pikachu into Raichu?

by Donkey Kong Song February 4, 2003