Roofie Rescue

You're in a club and you see a girl leave her drink at the bar when she goes to powder her nose. When she comes back, instead of actually spiking her drink, rush over to her and scream "DON'T DRINK THAT!". Explain you saw some middle-aged guy slip something into her drink and you just wanted to make sure she didn't end up Fritzl'd.

Next, slyly suggest she needs a new drink and that you would be willing to buy it her. How it goes from there is up to you.

You hit a dry patch, dude?
Fo' sho, looking to pull off a Roofie Rescue tonight.

by Souperman 1234 September 1, 2010

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roofulicious

adj. - Cool, awesome, etc.

A lamer way of saying the already-lame word "roofus". Usually used sarcastically.

Dude, that party was roofulicious.

by mAtty W September 3, 2008

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rtoof • roof • Roofy • roofer • roofing • roofie • roof top • Roofles • Roofus • roofed

Rooftop Koreans

The Rooftop Koreans are the guardian of Los Angeles. They hide on the rooftop taking out criminal by criminal and anyone that disrupts the social order. Their legacy lives on YouTube with a channel called Rooftop Koreans.

Person one: Hey lets be rebellious and disrupt the city.
Person two: I don’t think so, the Rooftop Koreans will be out watching us.

by Rooftop Koreans April 11, 2021

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roofer

A hardworking motherfucker...who makes more money in one day than other trades make in 3.

All the other tradesmen made fun of the roofer, until he showed them his pay stub...

by fuck y'all July 12, 2005

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Roof toys

Amenities (swimming pool, tennis court, wet bar, trees) corporations install on the roof of their office skyscraper to convince executives to spend even more of their time at the office.

I took the job at Initech instead, they have better roof toys.

by Mark Dixon July 5, 2003

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