Royed

To be 'Royed' is the act of wasting a significant amount of your time when you are hard pressed for time/busy.

Manager: "Have you got five minutes?"
Employee: "yes, I can spare 5 minutes, but I'm really busy preparing for tomorrows meeting"
3 hours later.....Employee to colleague: "I have been bloody royed again!!!!"

by Sloberdon Mycokubitch March 1, 2013

Roy

A ugly fat mothafucker who also goes by the name Bob. He has cries like a little bitch until he snot dries him to sleep. Has a ugly fat Mom who chows down on pratically anything and everything very much to a garburator.

hey Roy quit crying like a little bitch!

hey Roy your Mama so fat she looks just like u!

by TennyCraig March 30, 2009

Roi

Person who have a purest of heart and the hardest dick

thank you so much! Roi

by spenceeer groff February 9, 2020

Roy

v. to skulk around outside, bent awkwardly toward the ground, inspecting unknown objects at odd hours. At night, this would involve use of a flashlight.

"Honey, it's dark.. can you please take a flashlight and Roy the sprinklers. I think one of the heads is broken.

by Soo-Do Nimh June 22, 2009

Roy

This guy will legit do anything to roast your fucking hairline, he will legit go out of his way to get mustard and smear it on his monitor to recreate your hairline, he is also the ugliest fucking nigga the world has ever seen like holy shit hes fucking ugly.

"hey roy down for some comp"
"do i look like i play comp you fucking bananna macdondalsdds hairline bich"

by Occtaine June 9, 2018

Roy

the affectionate one

roy can make you laugh, when your depressed. Very affectionate. has inner peace :) likes randomess. likes to mix food that isnt very healthy. Very into animals expecially cats. Has alfafa like hair. tends to fights with girls alot for no apparent reason. just for fun(most of the time) buys you a monster when your tired. Will help you change your train of thought when you are truelly sad. A great friend.guys are jeoulous of this dude. have birthmarks on random parts of body. sweetest guy to talk to.Makes a person really happy

by dani9494 July 19, 2011

Roy

Godly, godlike

I am Roy, now bow

by hellishot October 18, 2011