ripped like jesus

someone that is buff, strong, cut, jesus was a carpenter and was probably really strong

damn, that man is ripped like jesus

by jay April 18, 2003

Rippin It

Where to start? The word rippin it describes what all men and women look forward to every weekend, or EVERY day for some. A usual night of rippin it starts with a couple funnels of jaeger. Followed by winning several beer pong games in a row and yelling "RIPPIN IT" everytime you make a shot, followed by walkin the streets of seaside to find a slampiece, takin her to beachcombers to rippity rip it there, bring her back and go to poundtown, smoke a fat blunt while shitting on a stranger's vehicle, then walkin in to a random house to shotgun a beer, ended by returning to place of origin to funnel some vodka before bed. Pretty standard. A night of rippin it varies to great extent.

Nala - "Lakers just won, who wants to rip it til the sun comes up"
Todd - "LETSSSS GOOOOOOO, what we doin?"
Nala - "I don't give a shit I already funneled a handle of goose. I'm down to drive to Pacha and rip it there."
Todd - "Pick me up. I can't drive, I'm two beers deep."
Nala - "Man, you gotta learn how to rip it. Ill be there in a second."
Todd - "RIPPIN IT PEACE"

by RIPPIN IT KING June 23, 2010

Ripped-a-rodeon

when you are exceptionaly high, lifted, up, or not in the right state of mind.

joe jake dan and will were ripped-a-rodeon after smoking that gran daddy purp last weekend

by j-doubz November 4, 2009

rippost

The compulsion to head to YouTube and enter a comment AS SOON AS POSSIBLE on a video of a celebrity when it's discovered that they've just died.

Dude, did you hear that Amy Winehouse died?

Damn, I bet they're ripposting at a rate of about 40 per minute on 'Rehab'.

by BobTheWonderPoodle July 24, 2011

Ripped in the reed

Someone who is muscular built but don't want to show his or her muscles in the public. Hence the expression "Ripped in the reed" - The person rather go in the reed to swim instead of exposing his or her almost naked, well trained body on the beach.

– Where is your friend? I thought he was swimming with us here on the beach?
– No, he is in the reed taking a swim.
– Why?
– Well, he doesn't want to show his muscular body in front of every one.
– I understand, well thought of him.

– Yes, he is Ripped in the reed

by Felixos October 30, 2012

ripped asunder

To be torn apart

Used by Jock Brown to describe Mikhailichenko scoring the 3rd Rangers goal in the 4-2 win at Parkhead. 1st January 1994.

"Once again the Celtic defence was ripped asunder"

by UpTheBracket86 May 28, 2012

Ripperoid

A ripperoid (noun) is a ripper (fart) on steroids (roid). A big loud long wet juicy fart. (Pronounced as a ripper roid.)

"For Ffs Jonny, you just let off a bloody ripperoid!"

by giffoj May 6, 2020