The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage

The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage are first off and foremost, a guild of loyal Toast machine fans. We pledge our allegiance to the flag of the united truths of Rockage. These truths are as follows:

1. To live and to rock as hard as possible at all possible times
2. To help others live their lives to the fullest in the ways of true Rockage.
3. To promote Rockage and truth of its being to all.

We live this way because Toast Machine has called upon us, and it was said "as we set out on our noble venture - to bring true Rockage to the world - we shall face much difficulty. We summon thee to our aid!"

And as the message was said, The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage (TRWOTR) said, "It shall be done!"

All RWOTR start out at the rank of a lowly page, and shouldst they show glory in the field, other ranks are made available, such as Squire, Infantry, Cavalry, Knight, Knight Lord and Lady Knight.

We are in the ranks of the greatest alliances to have ever walked the face of this planet and we shall continue fighting until the great troubadours Toast Machine know both fame and success we their rocking music.

We are the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage.

To bad your band doesn't have Righteous Warriors of True Rockage like Toast Machine.

To be one of the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage, you must first possess only the noblest of mind and valiant of spirit.

by t-rav is balla December 9, 2008

buck righteous

extremely epic or awesome; often associated with partyboys and Mr. Ragers.

Also, known as bucky ri, righteous to the buck, B.R., or karan

KC: Dude, last night was buck righteous.
RF: Obvi.

by king114 September 23, 2010

smell righteous

To smell so good you turn yourself on.

Bought my new shampoo - man, shit makes me smell righteous.

by RST1966 April 23, 2016

Holy-righteous

It means when a person acts "holier than thou" or in other words they want to act like their a saint and can do no wrong.

That lady always wants to be the star of church, playing like she's holy-righteous.

by The Last Saltgrain April 13, 2021

Self-righteous Richard

A person usually named Richard who is a sanctimonious dick.

Rich Smith is such a self-righteous Richard.

by Hellsangel June 3, 2021

faux-righteous teacher

One who pretends to be a high credibility or operates under false pretenses in order to earn money and truly not help their communities as they proclaim to.

Martin Luther King, Jr. was considered to be a “poor righteous teacher”, but people like televangelist are more like faux-righteous teachers. They simply pretend to do it for the good of others but they profit largely from their exploitation of faith and community giving.

by Daymain Smith May 25, 2024

Self-righteous and Arbitrary

Ohohoh! And that is why they are exempt! So if the politicians try to flee to Japan, do me a favor and shoot their planes out of the sky for me will you?

Hym "Self-righteous and arbitrary is right! They are trying to interfere with my challenge to God but they don't want to have to wait until after I kill it so they have created this fiction where if they can get me to do something I somehow lose a game I'm not playing and they CAN'T DO MORE THAN CREATE AI so they can't win the game that I'm playing... So I just have to sit here and wait for them to kill themselves. Which is kind of a bummer but also kind of funny."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025