Vietnamese quiche

Pouring a bowl of noodles on someone’s genital area, cracking a raw egg on top, then sitting down and doing a wet fart in the noodles. Works best with a Bombay bad boy, ask your ma.

“Made a Vietnamese quiche last night, now I’m up for GBH, was boss!”

by Teevmeister September 10, 2021

vietnamese quiche

The act of cracking an egg into a body orifice and then penetrating with fingers until scrambled. Vegetables can be added for extra flavour.

“Hey Ronald gave me a Vietnamese Quiche in my ass the other day, we fed it to the cat.”

“Helen, you’re a fucking sick bastard.”

by Teevmeister September 27, 2021

alabama butt quincher

A woman that is so ugly, so hideous, that it makes your butt Quinch involuntarily. More times than not she is packing something downstairs.

Man that girl Josef brought home is a real Alabama butt quincher. I hope he has some lube in his bedroom, because he's in for a surprise.

by TheRealStinkyCheese July 5, 2016

Quiche

A person you fancy, but not for a long term engagement. #1 night only

Look at that bit of quiche
He’s a bit of quiche alright
Had some quiche last night

by Captain quiche June 19, 2018

ETHELBERT QUELCHER

A COMMON PRACTICE IN THE COMMUNITY OF ETHELBERT,
AN ETHELBERT QUELCHER LIKES TO SUCK THE SEMEN OUT
OF YOUNG MENS CINNAMON HOLES SHORTLY AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN BONED UP THE ASS.

SHORTLY AFTER DOING THE YOUNG MAN UP THE ASS, ROB GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND GAVE THE LAD A
ETHELBERT QUELCHER.HE JUST LOVES DRINKING PECKER

SNOT.

by CATCHER14526 December 31, 2011

curb side quiche

Puke/vomit found in the morning after the night before.

by Jen the monkey kisser April 25, 2003

Quinch

Someone so attractive to the point that others have to clench their buttocks in order to hold in their gas.

I had to fart so badly, but then I saw a Quinch.

by Twiffinch February 25, 2019