The act of cracking an egg into a body orifice and then penetrating with fingers until scrambled. Vegetables can be added for extra flavour.
“Hey Ronald gave me a Vietnamese Quiche in my ass the other day, we fed it to the cat.”
“Helen, you’re a fucking sick bastard.”
“Helen, you’re a fucking sick bastard.”
by Teevmeister September 27, 2021
Pouring a bowl of noodles on someone’s genital area, cracking a raw egg on top, then sitting down and doing a wet fart in the noodles. Works best with a Bombay bad boy, ask your ma.
by Teevmeister September 10, 2021
“Hey Phillip? Veronica gave me a Cuban teabag last night, I totally came!”
“Wow Jason, you’re one fucked up son of a bitch.”
“Fuck you Phillip, you are such a virgin!”
“Wow Jason, you’re one fucked up son of a bitch.”
“Fuck you Phillip, you are such a virgin!”
by Teevmeister July 12, 2022