Quarf

A Quarf occures is when a man's is masturbating and beings to make a slimy sound. Mostley happens when he hasnt cleaned off the seemen from the previous masturbation, also known as a Fish Dick (Smelly Dick) which is simalar to Fish Taco (smelly vagina) for women.

bill: man, stop jacking off!!
joe: how can you tell im stroking softley
bill: well you dick keeps on Quarfing.

by Legato V4V May 14, 2009

Querf

a dick fart otherwise known as a Jordan. (=

"so do boys querf since girls queef?"

by lady goo goo ga ga February 5, 2010

Queerf

A queer, mostly a girl that was a man, who queefs.

'damn, that queerf is a loser.'

by jackkkieeebug July 2, 2012

quarf

When you fart and an air bubble runs up your vagina and pops making an uncomfortable sound.
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Guy1: Yo I Just heard that girl over there quarf !
Guy2: Damn I bet it made a funny sound.

by fukmewithabrick May 26, 2015

Quarf

When a girl quarfs, it is when she farts and queefs at the same time.

Happens mostly during intercourse while the female is face down ass up.

Trapped air is released from the vagina while gas escapes the anal cavity.

Quarf: a simultaneous occurance of a fart and a queef

"Dude, I was drilling this girl from behind and she fucking quarfed in my face"

"Bitch fucking quarfed"

"this beer tastes like quarf"

"Pardon my quarf"

by From experience October 12, 2016

Querf

To cough into a vagina

She loved it so much when I querfed last night.

by buffy_in_faith November 24, 2016

queerf

when a queer person queefs.

Omg did you hear that. Yeah she just queerfed

by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017