Quarantinder

A place where desperate people, needy for love and affection go during quarantine.
Thinking they're looking for a soulmate when they're actually just longing for quarantention .

I always refused to download dating apps, but Rona had me joining Quarantinder.

by wonderbaer April 14, 2020

Quarantinder

A type of tinder of the quarantine cuties aka quarancutie

I might resort to using quarantinder to find someone because I have to follow social distancing guidelines and I want a quarancutie

by __agf April 18, 2020

Quarantiddies

noun

Quarantiddies are an accumulation of thiccness around the breasticles, specifically caused by a reduction in physical activities that would otherwise be undertaken if not for the quarantine protocals of the Coronavirus pandemic.

Quarantiddies either expand on an individual's preexisting boobyloobs or emerge from an otherwise humpless chest. This applies to both males and females.

"I sure miss football practice, it's been concelled for months because of lockdown. On the upside, I got me some Quarantiddies!

"After corona shut the gyms down my fitness and social life tanked. Now I just sit alone and hold my quarantiddies to comfort myself."

"My girl Jane lookin' lockdown thicc. She had lovely lady lumps already but Quarantiddies too? Damn."

"Have you seen Mike since lockdown? Never seen a guy grow a pair of Quarantiddies so fast. Amazing what missing a few games of croquet can do to you."

by ryanmemelands September 15, 2020

Quarenteens

Another name for everyone who is a teenager or a pre-teen during covid-19/coronavirus

person 1: Yo dude, remember when coronavirus was going on?
person 2: Yeah dude
person 1: Guess you could say we were.. the Quarenteens

by The Sebster 69,420 November 9, 2020

Quarantear

An extremely long and excruciating amount of time, derived from the words “quarantine” and “year”

It’s been a quarantear since I last saw my friends.

by Jahogahoga1 January 23, 2021

Quaranturds

The difficult poops/shits you get from eating too much junk food during quarantine.

"I swear I just pooped a brick. Too much quarantine junk food is causing me to have quaranturds"

by DTrox October 3, 2021

QUARANPEEN

When a couple is home on a mandated lockdown for quarantine, the spouse is given the quaran-peen. Basically its sex during a quarantine.

The health department mandated a 14 day quarantine, so that is gonna be a lot of quaranpeen the wife will be getting as our cable is out.
Or.. During the lockdown, the wife got a ton of quaranpeen.

by Shamrock Seamus February 4, 2022