check the quality of the turf

(verb.) To examine the quality of a woman's lotus patch.

'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'

by joel, katie, kevin October 24, 2006

Quality Leg Gap

Also sometimes known as the "Holt Gap", the Quality Leg Gap is best indicated by the light visible between a woman's legs while she is standing erect, with both legs placed firmly together. When light still shines through just below the crotch, this is indicative of a Quality Leg Gap. Also written QLG or Q.L.G.

She stood there on the beach naked before me, her back to a blazing sunset. As I knelt down before her, the sun's rays streaming through her quality leg gap blinded me so I closed my eyes and dove in.

by FZelnod March 1, 2010

Quality Control

The poor schmuck who is to blame for everything that goes wrong.

Well, Paul in Quality Control should have caught that before it shipped!

by QCSchmuck January 19, 2011

Quaty

Your friend that is a boss ass bitch who doesn't take shit from no one because they are always fucking slaying and a queen

"Hey you know my friend Alannah?"
"Oh yeah they quaty over there! Damn she is slaying today"

by Queen of slaying November 5, 2016

Quality Hick

This isn’t just some scumbag hick. This hick has all the qualities you want in your man/ woman. They like country music, trucks, hunting, and riding cows into the sunset. They always do the right thing and never smoke or chew tobacco.

Damn! That is one quality hick right there!

by Needs a quality hick man November 9, 2017

Mr Qualey

Mr Qualey is a very nice teacher and gives out hi chews to his students , Mr qualeys loves gummy bears and hi chews he is a very good teacher that encourges his students with hi chew and capture the flag (CTF) . His motivation for work is Starbucks Black iced with no ice . One of his guilty pleasers are sneeking hi chew (once in a while ) and the on going joke of ( why I atta )and my name is ''Mister ''

dang look at Mr Qualey ,hes look'in fine today .

by wow is me May 6, 2018

kist quality

Being really bad at something
Something that is really bad

A: “Look at this broken stairs!!”
B: “Bro, it’s kist quality.”

by NoobGamer0398 August 30, 2019