porno-quality

Lovingly known expression to describe multigeneration vhs or betamax porno tapes ie copies of copies to the point where the picture is more horrific than the porn itself. Sound is also muddy and poor.

Hence any video material of known poor quality. A usual expression is that tape is "porno quality".. .)

multicopied vhs tapes porno-quality vhs tape

by blurrymachine May 11, 2010

Quality Control Whores

A group of people who have nothing better to do except go around and submit a inanely offensive definition to quality control, using the same boring and uncreative commentary.

"Why are people making up stupid definitions? This sort of stuff does not need to be on UrbanDictionary.com"

-50% of the comments in the quality control section

by Raven October 28, 2004

quality not quantity

Phrase used by those with a small penis and therefore intended to imply that size doesn’t matter.

Hey, stop laughing, it's quality not quantity that matters. You're still laughing. It's not THAT small, is it?

by 2phat December 12, 2003

quality

when something is really amazing or good, the word mint also means kinda the same!

she is 'quality',that car is 'quality',that lesson was 'quality'

by nina ellis-feather February 4, 2006

potato quality

adjective.
Used to describe low quality videos

1:dude did you shot this video with a potato?
2:yeah i agree this video has the worse kind of potato quality

by awaffleduck September 8, 2014

quality control

The process of eliminating definitions that don't actually define a word, define names, or are posts that belong in a forum instead of urbandictionary. Only intelligent people should take part in quality control.

Many people try do delete good definitions, but quality control keeps them.

by Mike February 7, 2005

Quality Time

Quality time is a term mainly used by women in order to get her partner to spend more time with her. Usually makes men sigh at the mere mention of the word. Quality time however usually leads to good things like sex, cuddling and getting your laundry done by your girlfriend while you pretend to clean. It would therefore be in your best interest to spend "quality time" with your partner.

Girlfriend : Honey, I don't feel like we spend enough quality time together.

Boyfriend : Really? I see you every damn day!

by appoptiately_inappropriate September 12, 2015