Q-tip

Q-tip; the shape of a human being's soul, beginning from the abdomen up through the head; the Concept in thought was originated from the shape of a cotton swab, readily known as a Q-tip. From the abdomen up through the neck is the post of the cotton swab and the cotton portion resides in the head.

The man suddenly looked up at his wife and he can see her Q-tip. And then the night moved on...

by Shermy Herman September 22, 2022

Q-tip

An old person. They look like Q-tips with fuzzy white hair and white tennis shoes.

It's a bus load of Q-tips headed for the casino.

by Who wouldn't wanna be me February 21, 2022

Q-tip

A deadly weapon used to destroy your ear.

He was bleeding after that terrorist used a q-tip on him.

by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017

Q-tip

When a man sticks his dick in someone's ear for sexual gratification.

"Last week I q-tipped a bitch so hard for talkin shit , I still got some ear wax left on me!"

by Locomon014 January 28, 2015

Q-Tip

NOUN
An elderly person, usually a woman who quickly pulls out into busy traffic and proceeds at 40MPH below whatever the posted speed limit is. When capable drivers, that should actually be allowed to drive, approach from behind, it can appear as if a Q-Tip was seat-belted in behind the wheel.

Man, I was ripping my V Max up the road and this damn Q-Tip pulled out in front of me!

by Broken Dock September 16, 2019

Q-tip

A Q-tip is used to clean debris out of one's urethra

I had sex, now I must cleanse my weiner hole with a Q-tip.

by Jakobie Jacobson the third April 20, 2018

Q-tip

Old people. Skinny body topped with fluffy white hair.

I'm stuck behind a car full of q-tips, so I'm running late.

by aerozeppelinn August 11, 2015