petach tikvah

A name of a "city" in Israel which doesn't actually exist.

Yesterday, my brother went to Petach Tikvah and he never returned!
- It's because Petach Tikvah never existed in the first place! It's like the backrooms!

by Krislyz February 5, 2024

Putch

Weakest player on the team, the weakest link.

Last to be choosen to play Soccer is a Putch

Jim was last to make the football team, hes a putch

by GH0STEDxALFA December 4, 2023

Beer Gut Putch

An event that happened on 6th of January 2021, where supporters of President Donald Trump got very angry about losing the election and decided to storm the capitol building to pose for pictures. And maybe coup the government.

Y'all wanna have a Beer Gut Putch? Ain't ya angry about the election fraud? Don't ya just wanna run up to Congress to let everyone know how angry we are? You know I talked to my cousin Hayden in the DC police, the'll let us right in!

by David7 January 7, 2021