cock push ups

Sports Studies tutor seemed to love making us do these!

"Damn Gourley U've got it easy man......cos u've got such a small one"

by Glenn Williams June 1, 2004

Cock push ups

Where one balances on his cock while doing a press up

"its harder becasue i have a bigger cock"

by jimmy slone May 27, 2004

Friday push ups

The ultimate act of showing one's excitement for the arrival, middle, or ending of the end of the work week.

Dude: Yo, it's Friday!
Dude 2: HELL YEAH! FRIDAY PUSH UPS! *proceeds to do push ups*
Everyone within a mile radius: *applause*

by thekidwiththefaceandhair March 19, 2011

Push ups

Nobody will mess with you if you do enough.

That guy already did 91 push ups before they even started filming his music video, you dont want to mess with that guy.

by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020

Push ups

They're not the same when the weather is no good.

You do 15 push ups in a nor'Easter, people are still going to fuck with you when they see you, so you do at least 17 push ups in a hurricane and you keep trying to improve and do more, and work on your upper body strength.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Push-ups December

a whole month in which any boy or girl has to do at least 30 correct push-ups per day otherwise he/she will be ashamed in front of his/her friends. (Girls can make 15 per day)

Bob: How many push-ups did you do today?
Bill: 35 but i want to do more because of Push-ups December.
Bob: Ok be strong if you want to get over it.

by Hatz1234 November 23, 2020

Push ups

If you don’t know what a push up is then get off your lazy ass you need serious help

I’m so fit I do push ups

by Lexi shishkebab January 28, 2021