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Poking the Purple Plum

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.
While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015
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Purple Prose

Purple prose is a type of writing in which the author uses very flowery, descriptive, and unnecessary words in the middle of mundane passages. The words (or descriptions) add nothing to the story and are typically incorporated because the author is not a very good writer to begin with and felt the need to add superfluous imagery to make up for that. "Twilight" and "Fifty Shades of Grey" are prime examples of purple prose.
"The novel is full of purple prose because the author uses a bunch of flowery and superfluous adjectives that distract the reader from the story line."
by ILoveExeter February 24, 2015
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purple kiss

Purple Kiss, known as Monster Rookies or Rookie of the year is a 7 member group who can literally do anything. Their range and versatility is INSANE. And when I say they can devour anything up, I mean ANYTHING. They can go from ballads to upbeat music to pop rock, name it!
Have you heard about Purple Kiss? Yeah, it's the monster rookies who slay!
by goeunfeed March 25, 2021
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purple curry

1. (N.) Purple Curry is a slang term for a curry which causes extreme laxative (having to go to the toilet for a no.2) effects. Slang version origin: Started by a group of friends in Chatham.

2. (N.) Purple Curry is a REAL Thai curry, of Southern Thai origin. Recipes are hard to come by, but it gets its purple colour from the fruits, and it contains large amounts of coriander.
SLANG VERSION: "That Indian takeaway last night had a right Purple Curry in it"

REAL VERSION: "Tonight we're going to have some lovely Thai Purple Curry"
by Jonathan Booth August 20, 2006
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Purple Pain

The soul wrenching regret over the loss of Prince. Coming and going in waves. You appreciate his art and you will have more severe Purple Pain if you failed to see him live.
That poor lady saw me ugly cry because of this Purple Pain.

Purple Pain actually makes me want to creat art though so maybe Prince was a wave and waves don't die...
by Ryan Kanabec May 28, 2016
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Purple Ganon

The made-up shit your schoolyard friends would all claim was hiding inside every video game.
Oh, you never found the Candy Land levels in Super Mario Brothers? You can get there by earning 99 lives three times in the same level.

There's totally a Purple Ganon. You just have beat the game in under two hours without taking damage in order to see him.
by Brock Landers and Chest Rockwe October 11, 2019
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purple burglar alarm

person 1: can you say purple burglar alarm
Scot: purlpe burgalr alamr
by pseudonym6298 February 12, 2022
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