When you take a big shit and the turd creates a splash that goes up into your asshole, acting as a cleaner of sorts.
Not long after having my usual double quarter pounder meal with an extra bacon cheeseburger, I sat on the toilet in anticipation of a porcelain enema.
by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009
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Wanna come out with us tonight? No thanks, I'm taking a break after last nights porcelain revelation.
Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.
Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.
by ilted April 8, 2010
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Jim must be a porcelain stripper; I saw him go into the shitter wearing a full tux and came out in his birthday suit.
by applesaucedoesntcount June 3, 2016
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by Xima Lima April 24, 2022
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Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.
Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.
by Scheme Fighter July 7, 2011
Get the Worshiping The Porcelain Goddess mug.Taking a dump. A reference to Japan bombing Pearl Harbor for you who are still taught that in school. Lots of splashing and sinking of debris usually involved.
Wow, i just came from Timmy's house and after Bombing the porcelain harbor, I'm pretty sure they will retaliate.
by JoeHonus November 9, 2012
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"Oh man, I just took a giant shit. I broke the porcelain!"
"I only shit at work because I don't wanna break the porcelain in MY bathroom."
"I only shit at work because I don't wanna break the porcelain in MY bathroom."
by I'm the Scatman April 19, 2017
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