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Porcelain Enema

When you take a big shit and the turd creates a splash that goes up into your asshole, acting as a cleaner of sorts.
Not long after having my usual double quarter pounder meal with an extra bacon cheeseburger, I sat on the toilet in anticipation of a porcelain enema.
by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009
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porcelain revelation

The thoughts between vomiting in front of a toilet, usually against yourself, and whatever substance has brought you there.
Wanna come out with us tonight? No thanks, I'm taking a break after last nights porcelain revelation.

Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.
by ilted April 8, 2010
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porcelain stripper

Someone who takes off articles of clothing while using the toilet.
Jim must be a porcelain stripper; I saw him go into the shitter wearing a full tux and came out in his birthday suit.
by applesaucedoesntcount June 3, 2016
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Porcelain American

A pejorative term targeted at white Americans with fragile egos who are unable to have mature discussions about race without mentioning that a white guy invented the light bulb.
"That guy is so sensitive, he's a Porcelain American."
by Xima Lima April 24, 2022
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A euphemism for vomiting into the toilet.
Example:
Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.
by Scheme Fighter July 7, 2011
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Bombing the porcelain harbor

Taking a dump. A reference to Japan bombing Pearl Harbor for you who are still taught that in school. Lots of splashing and sinking of debris usually involved.
Wow, i just came from Timmy's house and after Bombing the porcelain harbor, I'm pretty sure they will retaliate.
by JoeHonus November 9, 2012
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break the porcelain

When a person defecates powerfully enough to (metaphorically) shatter the porcelain of a toilet. To shit your brain's out.
"Oh man, I just took a giant shit. I broke the porcelain!"

"I only shit at work because I don't wanna break the porcelain in MY bathroom."
by I'm the Scatman April 19, 2017
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