Bieber Punch

The act of having someone else throw a punch or punches in a fight on your behalf due to you being an overwhelming gigantic vagina.

Last night Johnny went to the club and his buddy had to throw a Bieber Punch to protect him from getting his head stomped in.

by El Turd Face September 4, 2013

Tallahassee punch and tug

The process of giving a hand-job to your boyfriend while you’re fisting your girlfriend and he’s fucking her.

Just when I thought she couldn’t take anymore, he stuck his dick inside next to my hand, and there I was, giving them a Tallahassee punch and tug.

by Gushyfysh June 13, 2020

Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3

An arcade game in Doom III, where you get to punch a turkey 'til it explodes! Now THAT is true entertainment. ^.^

"You can find this fun game on the first level of Doom III, in the cafeteria."
-me

by Dave August 15, 2004

punch a dart

A term originating from Australia that means to smoke a cigarette. Usually used colloquially among mates.

"Oi Dave you wanna punch a dartout the front? I'm craving hard."

"Fuck man lets find the smokers room i need to punch a dart ASAP"

by $waGL0rD November 28, 2016

punch and hunch

When someone is SO annoying, you want to punch them in the stomach hard, so they double over into a hunched position.

“That guy over there is a total punch and hunch.”

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels September 5, 2006

Punching a grumpy

The act of speed shitting when you are pressed for time.

As we approached the gate for our flight, Earl ran off to the restroom and was punching a grumpy.

by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

tongue punch

to forcefully thrust your tongue into one of many holes

im going to tongue punch your fartbox

by tonguepucnhyou August 29, 2010