Pudding Bear

A big, clumsy, yet lovable animal who can be seen wearing camo outfit as well as diving a big blue truck...skilled in the art of Afro enginering the pudding bear can also be seen fishing or mowing the lawn..the pudding bear is what is known for being "farm strong"...however it is terrified of snakes and lizards...it's only known enemy is the public school education system

That pudding bear is one badass mother fucker

by Pendaho July 13, 2009

pudding on a cloud

stuffing the toilet drain with an entire role of toilet paper to prevent flushing and then sit over the bowl and release human feces, hence creating a "pudding on a cloud".

my friend, "foo", was a prick over the weekend so i used his bathroom and left a pudding on a cloud for his bitch-ass to clean up!

by Fuzfa September 8, 2005

Pudding Cup

Slang term for anus in Federal pound me in the ass prison. Commonly used in the phrase, "shank you for your pudding cup" to mean that you will be cut just above your anus. The resultant bloodflow becomes lubricant for anal intercourse (see F'd in the A) with the new cum bucket.

John: I am going to prison tomorrow.
Off Duty Ninja: Protect your pudding cup.

by Ben on the Zombie Board October 5, 2006

Pudding Traitor

When the time comes for dessert, the pudding traitor refuses the delicious, delicious sweets, preferring to dine only on health foods and self-righteousness.

"And for dessert, I made a chocolate and strawberry cake." - the host
"That looks amazing!" - Everyone except the pudding traitor
"I'm pretty full, I think I'll pass" - the pudding traitor.

by OrkyJoe September 7, 2013

Pudding bath

Sharting in the bath making a cloud of brown poop water

Carla bring me a towel, I’ve got diarrhea and now I’m in a pudding bath

by Wordsword May 27, 2019

Pudding Head

Slang term for a person who is completely addicted to eating pudding, in all of its forms and flavors.

A Pudding Head cannot resist eating copious amounts of pudding, even to the point of pain and digestive harm, due to its seductive “mouthfeel” and therefore, complete and total power over them.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2023

Pudding hammock

The act of shitting yourself while wearing a speedo.

Timmy spotting a shark while surfing, resulted in a pudding hammock

by Ducci13 August 12, 2012