pickled sausage

a pickled sausage is what you call it when you fall asleep with your dick in someones asshole

That guy got drunk at the party last night and woke up with a pickled sausage.

by ibangedyourmomsorry August 19, 2009

pickled possum

an early twenties brown man from multiple backgrounds, who would get so horrifically drunk on wednesday nights that he would take advantage of vulnerable and insecure girls. but is now a changed man and enjoys a quiet drink or two with the lads, and cops shit for it.

you see that man over there, he used to be somebody, son. now hes just a pathetic degenerate pickled possum.

by dafilterfish October 11, 2011

pickled mermaid

A lifelike miniature model of a mermaid floating in a sealed jar, meant as an amusing toy or circus attraction, to create the illusion that a real mermaid has been captured. It is primarily an anachronism dating from early European colonialism and its sea-spanning knick-knack industries, and has since acquired vaguely occult connotations.

Sometimes the phrase is borrowed by clever marketers, such as for items in restaurant menus.

Robert loved the museum: the frail mummies and immense sarcophagi; the stuffed platypus and pickled mermaid; the wall bristling with elephant tusks and moose antlers and unicorn horns. -- "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang

by Majel J.E. October 9, 2007

pickled kumquat

An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.

Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.

by TitsMagee582 May 29, 2010

pickledingler

a pickledingler is when a guy slaps a girl across the face with his dick.

such as- " hey baby can i pickledingler you tonight?"
or even- "have you been pickledinglered lately"
and- "my girl friend bit my dick when i pickledinglered her

by storm willis April 28, 2010

Pickled, Burnt up

To be incapable of understanding things due to excessive alcohol consumption...EX. passing out in the bathroom of bars drunk!

Jordan's at the bar pickled, burnt up!

by STYLESIE July 24, 2010

Pickled Cunt

A vagina who has had so many penises inserted it starts to smell as if it has been pickled in vinegar.

Brad:" Joe did you hook up with Sarah?"
Joe:" No dude, took her panties off and she has a pickled cunt dude."

by crazymofo#1 September 16, 2015