Protag

Someone who likes anime and dyes their hair unnatural colors such as blue, purple or any other absurd colors and end up looking like an anime protagonist. It's "who's the protag" in real life.

*sees someone with absurdly colored dyed hair walk by*
"What a fucking protag

by IntelligentNPC May 26, 2017

probalicious

of great probability, very much probable

Often used alone as in 'Probalicious! You're not gonna realize it before you fall in love with her.'

by Stanley Wang May 26, 2006

Time Portal

The act of having anal sex with a male or female. And just before the point of ejaculation, you pull out and try to splooge into the gaping anus before it closes.

I time portaled that bitch first try.

That hoe had a slow time portal. That shit never closed.

by 302 for shiznit April 23, 2009

prutal

A combination of the words "brutal" and "prudent". Violent and aggressive, yet cautious, sensible and economical.
This is a good term for describing brutal music that is extremely carefully composed.

Martha Stewart's bodyguard is so prutal. He beat the shit out of an intruder in the house without getting a single drop of blood on the upholstery.

Ben- Man, the Dillinger Escape Plan are so fucking prutal.
Jimmy- I prefer the straight up brutality of old school Cannibal Corpse or Napalm Death.

by dmjawknee November 27, 2007

Portal of Evil

n.

Often abbreviated as PoE or POE.

A website begun in 1999 to catalogue and discuss other bizarre, odd and, yes, evil websites. Its directory is an obvious parody of those found atYahoo! and Google, with categories such as People:Insane and Artists:Filk. The Portal's forums are extremely active and only lightly moderated. Flames and hyperbole are extremely common, but more intelligent discussion of featured sites and site owners can also be found without much effort. While there is a strongly worded Look And Don't Touch policy regarding featured sites and site owners (unless they choose to visit the forums), it is often broken as the only punishment is an IP banning of the offender from the forums. Websites with similar purposes are crank.net and LJDrama.org.

How'd that get on the Portal of Evil, it's just a badly translated Swedish bondage site?

by Swimming Rama January 30, 2004

protard

Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.

"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."

by Godspeed December 5, 2004

Photal

Someone who can take a picture with their camera and capture every detail perfectly. Anyone with the name Anne or Brandon are extremely good at Photal's.

"Did you see Anne take that photal?"
"Man, Brandon took an awesome photal!"

by ArmedAnnie August 27, 2011