rib protectors

Huge female breasts that offer protection to the rib cage due to their density and overhang.

"Holy shit, look at the rib protectors on her!!!"

by Greengoddess May 20, 2014

fanny protector

Helping a fellow girl get away from a creep

Be my fanny protector and help me get away from is ugly guy

by Girl with a vagina July 26, 2017

pecker checker protector

the board between two urinals in a men's restroom

that dude was definitely gay,...thanks to the pecker checker protector,..he didn't look at my stuff!!

by ronplaisance November 30, 2011

Magic John Screen Protector

Cheap Chinese screen protectors that are very well made and have fully automatic adhesion and a 28° privacy angle

"Have you tried out the Magic John Screen Protectors?" "I hear they are the best in the business."

by GUSFR1NG September 16, 2022

protector

a condom

"Get out the protector"

by tiresome crack May 7, 2018

Cum protectors

Cum protectors is another word for glasses/spectacles.

Guy : Quick girl! im going to cum on your face!

Woman : Hmm ok, im gunna keep my cum protectors on so it dont go in my eye though!

by Jamieltd June 6, 2011

county prosecutor

A sorry ass excuse for an attorney that couldn't make it as a real attorney ex: making $30k a year vs $150k for the average attorney. Usually a overbearing bitch of a woman that is against all men and their rights.

Bob: I have to go see the county prosecutor today!
George: I'm sorry, I hope you don't get an overbearing bitch, you will for sure be guilty.

Anna: That's not true
George: You wouldn't know, you are a woman.

by 4thidco December 30, 2011