i promise

I promise is just another lie

I promise I won't do that again "Do it again"

by Rahera February 20, 2017

Promise

Something that people make so that they can be broken. A promise is like a heart, if it's given out easily, it's broken easily. A promise is a word which is misconceived, it is meant to build trust between people when really it does the complete opposite. Promises should never be made for they are always broken.

He promised me he'd changed.

by ShannOU November 1, 2010

Pie Crust Promise

A seemingly fragile or empty promise that is easily broken.

In the words of Mary Poppins: "No Pie Crust Promises. Easily Made, Easily Broken."

Joe: "Baby, I promise that as soon as I get out of jail, I'll get a job and take care of our baby."

Heather: "I've heard that one from you before. I aint believin' your pie crust promises no more."

by jellybeanjaws April 17, 2009

Promised Land

1. The land promised by God to the Israelites after they left Egypt.

2. An outdoor paintball field in SE Wisconsin.

1. After wandering the desert for 40 years, the Israelites finally reached the Promised Land.

2. Promised Land is the best paintball aprk ever.

by LorgSkyegon October 2, 2004

kinky promise

instead of clasping the two pinky fingers to signify a bond, the same bond is represented by the insertion of penis into vagina, and held for three seconds while maintaining eye contact. Then a kinky promise is completed.

Amelias pinky finger was broken, so we went to the bedroom and made a kinky promise.

by Steven71 April 20, 2011

promise joy

Have you ever seen a dream happen beyond sleep? Have you ever seen an angle, but you are alive. A promise is to keep, and a promise it shall stay. Joy offten get's mixed up with happyness. joy is from the heart, you feel your body fill with love and hope. The NAME Promise Joy is a rare name to be given. It is only given to the blessed one's in God's kingdom. Promise Joy is determined to do what she believes, and will never, ever stop. She is beautiful, but doesn't see it, so this makes her even more than words can describe. She has the best friends that she can and they can depend on her. You can trust her.

"Who is that!"
"That is Promise Joy, isn't she flawless!"
"You bet."

by Isabel Kira May 21, 2018

promise ring

1. A tactic teenage boys use to get with a girl without using normal means
2. One way ticket to vaginaville

I gave my girl a promise ring, and now she's a total nympho

by joemorgue September 28, 2005